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I wake up, drink coffee, poop. Don't use the bathroom at work for #2.
 
I think you need to have a doctor look at your ******* because this isnt normal.

Or you could try getting a job? Try that sometime Cy. Then you'll see what it's like to actually work. Get out of your parent's basement. Work for a company that has really cheap and thin TP
 
Wait, you wipe your *** so hard you bleed? It's just poopy my dude, no need to use that much elbow grease.

It's not so much the force but the frequency. Since the TP is so thin and cheap, it doesn't clean at all. So you end up having to go back 2-3 times during the day.
 
Get a POOP PISTOL!
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Or you could try getting a job? Try that sometime Cy. Then you'll see what it's like to actually work. Get out of your parent's basement. Work for a company that has really cheap and thin TP

I've taken plenty of ****s in public restrooms. I eat fairly healthy so my poop hardly requires any wiping at all. Also, the cheap stuff doesnt really bother me. I dont get the problems you are facing. Have a doctor look at that *******.
 
It's not so much the force but the frequency. Since the TP is so thin and cheap, it doesn't clean at all. So you end up having to go back 2-3 times during the day.

Wait, so you wipe your ******* then notice an hour later that your ******* isnt clean enough so you go back to wipe more? And this happens more than once per poop sesh? How do you notice its not clean? You stick your finger down there to check? Do you just start to smell your own *** sweat and notice it smells worse than usual? So many questions.
 
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