Toilet Paper

[Dr. Jones]

Too much effort. Wear a diaper and wipe at home later.

#saveafinger

 

[Deleted member 365]

Wait, so you wipe your ******* then notice an hour later that your ******* isnt clean enough so you go back to wipe more? And this happens more than once per poop sesh? How do you notice its not clean? You stick your finger down there to check? Do you just start to smell your own *** sweat and notice it smells worse than usual? So many questions.

No... Reread the first post.

Sheesh man, keep your fantasies to yourself.

 

[Jamezz]

Everything you need to know about the subject:

https://www.poopreport.com/


The worst has to be the so called "million wiper".

 

[Deleted member 365]

Too much effort. Wear a diaper and wipe at home later.

Too expensive.

 

[fishonjazz]

Wait, you wipe your *** so hard you bleed? It's just poopy my dude, no need to use that much elbow grease.

It's not that I wipe hard,... I just have to wipe so many times due to the wax paper style tp just spreading the poop around.
Plus the tp sucks so much that as it folds it makes these sharp corners.

 

[Dr. Jones]

It's not that I wipe hard,... I just have to wipe so many times due to the wax paper style tp just spreading the poop around.
Plus the tp sucks so much that as it folds it makes these sharp corners.

Google poop origami

 

[RandyForRubio]

OP sounds like he's looking for any reason to explain his sore bum hole except his new boyfriend.

 

[Bronco70]

Metamucil, twice a day. I do this and 99% of the time it's a one-wipe affair. Often, the wipe is purely ceremonial.

 

[Jamezz]

Metamucil, twice a day. I do this and 99% of the time it's a one-wipe affair. Often, the wipe is purely ceremonial.

Invaluable info.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Metamucil, twice a day. I do this and 99% of the time it's a one-wipe affair. Often, the wipe is purely ceremonial.

Yeah, or just eat your vegetables.

 

[Banned ALT Acct]

Wet wipes in an old pill bottle. Fits easily in your pocket. I don't mind regular tp, but wet wipes clean better than tp.

The crazy thing to me is a ton of people stand to wipe. Nasty.

https://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

 

[Gameface]

Okay it went unnoticed but I posted the solution on the first page.

Wake up...drink coffee...poop...move on with life.

That's pretty much everything you need to know about poop. If you wake up at the same time everyday, and drink coffee (coffee is a magical poop inducing medicine if used this way), then poop, you'll be in a solid (no pun intended) routine. You will never need to poop out of cycle again.