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Gameface said:
Okay it went unnoticed but I posted the solution on the first page.

Wake up...drink coffee...poop...move on with life.

That's pretty much everything you need to know about poop. If you wake up at the same time everyday, and drink coffee (coffee is a magical poop inducing medicine if used this way), then poop, you'll be in a solid (no pun intended) routine. You will never need to poop out of cycle again.
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Foolish. If you poop before work, you poop on your own time. I poop at work, and get paid to do it.
 
I've learned so much in this thread. I think the poop portion of my life is better and simpler than most people. I'm really glad I don't have Thriller's ***. In fact, I'm feeling like I won the *** lottery.
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
I've learned so much in this thread. I think the poop portion of my life is better and simpler than most people. I'm really glad I don't have Thriller's ***. In fact, I'm feeling like I won the *** lottery.
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I don't think it's so much that he has a problem with his ***, I think he has a problem with the tp.
 
fishonjazz said:
I don't think it's so much that he has a problem with his ***, I think he has a problem with the tp.
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My *** seems to be impervious to bad tp. I have never had to return for a re-wipe. I've never bled. I've never experienced any of the other nightmares in this thread. I'm not sure what material my *** is made of. It might be Teflon. As a result of this thread I've realized it's a hell of an ***.
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
My *** seems to be impervious to bad tp. I have never had to return for a re-wipe. I've never bled. I've never experienced any of the other nightmares in this thread. I'm not sure what material my *** is made of. It might be Teflon. As a result of this thread I've realized it's a hell of an ***.
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Dat *** lottery.
Winner winner fiber dinner
 
I question his diet more than anything. How poopy is your poop that you have to go back to wipe 2-3 times?
 
This is hilarious!

But also an important issue. Having wiped many butts in my life...some people just have messier poops and cheap TP (or any) doesn't work, flushable wipes (different from baby wipes which are definitely not flushable) are amazing but reportedly still clog up sewer systems. :p We get paper towels wet to do the job in a bind.

Hope that helps. ;)
 
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