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Ask her who the father really is

I sense a Maury Povich episode coming.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Come into the room, when she's real plump, like 35 weeks plump, and tell her she looks hot and that you're really turned on. Then, whip it out and proceed on your own.

 

[UGLI baby]

I sense a Maury Povich episode coming.

 

[bigb]

When my wife was getting to pop with our first someone told that walking with one foot on the curb and one in the gutter would induce labor. She walked that way everywhere she went for about a week

 

[Dr. Jones]

When my wife was getting to pop with our first someone told that walking with one foot on the curb and one in the gutter would induce labor. She walked that way everywhere she went for about a week

Just curious, did you name the baby Ilene?

 

[orangello]

Just curious, did you name the baby Ilene?

Nope, the baby was named Gullible.

 

[bigb]

Just curious, did you name the baby Ilene?

No we gave her a Native American name. It means "I have one leg longer than the other.

 

[Hitman]

Tell her that oral sex cures morning sickness. It's true, I read it on teh intarwebs:

Oral Sex cures morning sickness.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Tell her that oral sex cures morning sickness. It's true, I read it on teh intarwebs:

Oral Sex cures morning sickness.

I tried that. She said, "go on down then."

 

[nightmare3983]

I tried that. She said, "go on down then."

She sounds like a smart cookie.