Ask her who the father really is
I sense a Maury Povich episode coming.
Ask her who the father really is
When my wife was getting to pop with our first someone told that walking with one foot on the curb and one in the gutter would induce labor. She walked that way everywhere she went for about a week
Just curious, did you name the baby Ilene?
Just curious, did you name the baby Ilene?
Tell her that oral sex cures morning sickness. It's true, I read it on teh intarwebs:
Oral Sex cures morning sickness.
I tried that. She said, "go on down then."