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[Dr. Jones]

my wife during her 6th pregnancy. She's being a great sport, but I'm seeing how far I can push it and looking for 'clean' ideas.

A few minutes ago she told me I just couldn't understand what she's feeling. I corrected her that I had the flu once.
I have asked her not to squeeze my hand so tight during delivery this time, because it hurts.
She apologized for being an emotional roller-coaster, I corrected her that roller-coasters have the occassional 'ups.'

Ideas?

 

[fallenchicken]

my wife during her 6th pregnancy.

It's time to get fixed.

 

[Dr. Jones]

It's time to get fixed.

way past, bro .. way past. But yes.

 

[nightmare3983]

In the later stages of the pregnancy, waddle like a penguin whenever you're in her presence.

 

[candrew]

During the 8th month, remind her on a daily basis that vacuuming can induce labor.

This is actually true.

 

[nightmare3983]

"Accidentally" drop something by her feet and ask her to pick it up.

 

[nightmare3983]

"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

 

[mellow]

I accidently compared my wifes feet to Hobbit's feet while watching the LOTR. Make sure your couch is comfy before you say this stuff.


BTW, NOMB--6 kids? or 6 pregnancies? You're not Mormon, what are you Pentacostal, Muslim or a rabbit?

 

[franklin]

Lose 20 pounds and wear her pants around the house a couple of nights (if you don't already).

 

[Dr. Jones]

I accidently compared my wifes feet to Hobbit's feet while watching the LOTR. Make sure your couch is comfy before you say this stuff.


BTW, NOMB--6 kids? or 6 pregnancies? You're not Mormon, what are you Pentacostal, Muslim or a rabbit?

None of the above, but rabbit is probably closest.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Lose 20 pounds and wear her pants around the house a couple of nights (if you don't already).

Damn .. that **** would be dangerous. Good suggestion.

 

[Scat]

Ask her if she minds you having a skinny girlfriend while she's pregnant.

 

[default]

Read up about the old "Rotation" threads that have popped up over the years on this site.

 

[Hotdog]

Ask her who the father really is

 

[PearlWatson]

Sing this song:

 

[UGLI baby]

None of the above, but rabbit is probably closest.

While we're on the subject of rabbits...

 

[Dr. Jones]

While we're on the subject of rabbits...

Hahhahaha...

 

[Zulu]

So what you are trying to say PKM is that you have taken your JazzFanz skills into the real world?

I wouldn't normally advocate this bit, maybe you should start drinking again!

 

[Dr. Jones]

So what you are trying to say PKM is that you have taken your JazzFanz skills into the real world?

I wouldn't normally advocate this bit, maybe you should start drinking again!

What is real and what isn't? And how does one really know, ya know?

 

[Zulu]

What is real and what isn't? And how does one really know, ya know?

Thanks Morpheus, but I'll be taking the blue pill!!!