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https://news.yahoo.com/sock-monkey-s-toy-gun-detained-by-tsa-215850875.html

Still, confiscating a sock monkey's sidearm? Washington state resident Phyllis May told Seattle's King5.com that she was chastised by a TSA agent over the fact that her stuffed sock monkey (name: Rooster Monkburn, a takeoff on Rooster Cogburn of "True Grit" fame) carried a toy pistol.

May told King5.com that she and her husband were going through security at St. Louis International Airport when a TSA agent held up one of her bags and asked who it belonged to.
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Meh.

Seems pretty cut and dried to me. Don't bring weapons or things that look like weapons on a plane.

Easier to have a zero tolerance policy for any fake gun than a "we'll just let Judith the 57 year old former Wal Mart cashier decide which guns are gun guns and which guns are haha funny monkey guns" policy.

I realize it's en vogue to hate on TSA doe.


dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe
 
UGLI baby said:
Meh.

Seems pretty cut and dried to me. Don't bring weapons or things that look like weapons on a plane.

Easier to have a zero tolerance policy for any fake gun than a "we'll just let Judith the 57 year old former Wal Mart cashier decide which guns are gun guns and which guns are haha funny monkey guns" policy.

I realize it's en vogue to hate on TSA doe.


dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe
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^
word.

Mom's a flight attendant. Don't take any chances with my mommy's life. :(
 
Jazzfan0124 said:
You can haz buddy pass. Only family getz teh free flights.
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Hellz yeah I'll take the buddy pass. Where we goin??

My aunt is a flight attendant for United out of Denver and when I was younger they would fly me out there all the time for Jazz/Nuggets games and Avalanche games and stuff. I think the free flights for family thing is more restrictive now doe.


dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe
 
UGLI baby said:
Hellz yeah I'll take the buddy pass. Where we goin??

My aunt is a flight attendant for United out of Denver and when I was younger they would fly me out there all the time for Jazz/Nuggets games and Avalanche games and stuff. I think the free flights for family thing is more restrictive now doe.


dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe
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Best place i've ever been is Rome. But this weather is making me want to go back to Hawaii. Or we could take a chance and go somewhere I've never been....
 
Jazzfan0124 said:
Best place i've ever been is Rome. But this weather is making me want to go back to Hawaii. Or we could take a chance and go somewhere I've never been....
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I have a friend up in Edmington...

If we keep it to places I've never been we could go anywhere outside the U.S. but Cabo.

dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe
 
UGLI baby said:
Hellz yeah I'll take the buddy pass. Where we goin??

My aunt is a flight attendant for United out of Denver and when I was younger they would fly me out there all the time for Jazz/Nuggets games and Avalanche games and stuff. I think the free flights for family thing is more restrictive now doe.


dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe
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Lets go to cancun for the utah jazz beach bash!
Jazzfanz vaca..... and I'm being serious btw
 
bigb said:
Never been hit in the head with a crowbar so I wouldn't know.
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I been stabbed and hit in the head by a baseball bat and by a 5 iron.

The baseball bat knocked me unconscious and required stitches in my eyebrow.

The golf club required stitches in my eyeLID and stitches at my hairline (the shaft split my eyelid and the clubhead hit my head around my hairline)

I didn't really so much get stabbed as sliced in my stomach.

The golf club was the worst imo
 
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