TSA keeping us safe from sock puppets..

[LogGrad98]

I been stabbed and hit in the head by a baseball bat and by a 5 iron.

The baseball bat knocked me unconscious and required stitches in my eyebrow.

The golf club required stitches in my eyeLID and stitches at my hairline (the shaft split my eyelid and the clubhead hit my head around my hairline)

I didn't really so much get stabbed as sliced in my stomach.

The golf club was the worst imo

So you know exactly where the park with the meth is then.

 

[Nate505]

These morons took away a Nintendo light zapper gun I had way back in the day. Though they were at least polite about it. Unlike the current crop of clowns who berated me for forgetting I had half a Dr pepper in my backpack

 

[♪alt13]

I been stabbed and hit in the head by a baseball bat and by a 5 iron.

The baseball bat knocked me unconscious and required stitches in my eyebrow.

The golf club required stitches in my eyeLID and stitches at my hairline (the shaft split my eyelid and the clubhead hit my head around my hairline)

I didn't really so much get stabbed as sliced in my stomach.

The golf club was the worst imo

Your wife sounds crazy bro.