TSA keeping us safe from sock puppets..

[Bawse Dawg]

Bawse Dawg you need to experience getting stabbed bro!


dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe

 

[♪alt13]

https://news.yahoo.com/sock-monkey-s-toy-gun-detained-by-tsa-215850875.html

We will be flying in our birthday suits soon. Maybe hospital aprons.

 

[bigb]

Bawse Dawg you need to experience getting stabbed bro!


dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe

Not nearly as fun as one would think.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

They found my potato last time I flied.

 

[One Brow]

Not nearly as fun as one would think.

More or less fun than being hit in the head with a crowbar?

 

[bigb]

Never been hit in the head with a crowbar so I wouldn't know.

 

[fishonjazz]

Hellz yeah I'll take the buddy pass. Where we goin??

My aunt is a flight attendant for United out of Denver and when I was younger they would fly me out there all the time for Jazz/Nuggets games and Avalanche games and stuff. I think the free flights for family thing is more restrictive now doe.


dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe

Lets go to cancun for the utah jazz beach bash!
Jazzfanz vaca..... and I'm being serious btw

 

[fishonjazz]

Never been hit in the head with a crowbar so I wouldn't know.

I been stabbed and hit in the head by a baseball bat and by a 5 iron.

The baseball bat knocked me unconscious and required stitches in my eyebrow.

The golf club required stitches in my eyeLID and stitches at my hairline (the shaft split my eyelid and the clubhead hit my head around my hairline)

I didn't really so much get stabbed as sliced in my stomach.

The golf club was the worst imo

 

[LogGrad98]

I been stabbed and hit in the head by a baseball bat and by a 5 iron.

The baseball bat knocked me unconscious and required stitches in my eyebrow.

The golf club required stitches in my eyeLID and stitches at my hairline (the shaft split my eyelid and the clubhead hit my head around my hairline)

I didn't really so much get stabbed as sliced in my stomach.

The golf club was the worst imo

So you know exactly where the park with the meth is then.

 

[Nate505]

These morons took away a Nintendo light zapper gun I had way back in the day. Though they were at least polite about it. Unlike the current crop of clowns who berated me for forgetting I had half a Dr pepper in my backpack

 

[♪alt13]

I been stabbed and hit in the head by a baseball bat and by a 5 iron.

The baseball bat knocked me unconscious and required stitches in my eyebrow.

The golf club required stitches in my eyeLID and stitches at my hairline (the shaft split my eyelid and the clubhead hit my head around my hairline)

I didn't really so much get stabbed as sliced in my stomach.

The golf club was the worst imo

Your wife sounds crazy bro.