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TunaBreath, come hither.

yeah


tuna breath, come hither

hither?

really???

hither????


just seeing that word in the title of a thread set the bar just about where it was meant to be
 
moevillini said:
yeah


tuna breath, come hither

hither?

really???

hither????


just seeing that word in the title of a thread set the bar just about where it was meant to be
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Haha .. I guess I was just expecting Trout to vomit some words or something.. oh well.. note to self: Never use the word 'hither.'
 
Is it okay if when we say hither we say hither and yon?
 
Gameface said:
Is it okay if when we say hither we say hither and yon?
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the rules, as I understand them, are that it's OK to say hither without the yon and it's OK to say both hither and yon together, but you should never say yon without the hither

I think I saw that tattooed on someone's chest or something.

(there's more, but it's not suitable for a family site)
 
E.J. Wells said:
First of all, I am honored that you would consider me worthy of an entire thread. Secondly, the lameness of my jokes in no way compare to your feeble attempts at poking fun of my name. TunaBreath and BJ Wells (although, the latter is a step up) are easily the worst examples of "how to make fun of someone else's username". To compare, the name "BeanClown" and the newest version, "BeanDowns" quickly established themselves as "go-to" names for you. Here's a simple way to determine if your funny/witty/clever nickname really is as bodacious as you think it is: If after two years, you're the only person that has ever used it, it sucks.

Now onto the meat of your request. I don't think that getting free money from your wife's tribe is funny or degrading at all. Don't take it personal, you wimp. I do think that it's a bunch of crap, however. I'm not to go into the specifics of why I think Native Americans are a leech on the teat of America, mostly because they are just my uninformed opinions, and are probably wrong. That being said, I doubt anyone, especially me, would have made even a squeak about it if you hadn't flaunted it all in our faces about how you were getting free money. And just out of curiosity, how often does a person need to talk about something before it becomes "constantly trying to talk about it"? To me, the three or so times that I've brought it up in the last few years really doesn't scream "OMG, you're constantly trying to talk about it!" As far as lame Native American jokes (Dude, Indian is not the preferred nomenclature. Native American, please.), here: https://bit.ly/10l4D5t
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#1-Don't be a wimp? Who's the ***** that PM'd me to stop call your wife TunaFrontBum? Hypocrite.

#2-The first time I mentioned my wife getting Native American money was in a thread about paying for college. All I said is it was lucky that we get that money because my wife doesn't work so she can stay home with the kids. I never rubbed it in. Its not even that much money. But from then on you always made comments because I said it was "free" meaning she doesn't work for it.

#3-The main point of this thread was to finally shut you up since your joke makes no sense. The jokes are always referring to it leaching on to the government. SHE DOES NOT GET ONE PENNY FROM THE GOVERNMENT. Like I have told you a million times the money comes from the Casino that the tribe owns and they split the profits among the tribe members.

#4-You are a sleaze ball insurance salesman in a dying industry. You are the essence of leeches that drain America. Hypocrite.
 
moevillini said:
the rules, as I understand them, are that it's OK to say hither without the yon and it's OK to say both hither and yon together, but you should never say yon without the hither

I think I saw that tattooed on someone's chest or something.

(there's more, but it's not suitable for a family site)
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I'm sure it was long ago, yon round the bay.
 
moevillini said:
the rules, as I understand them, are that it's OK to say hither without the yon and it's OK to say both hither and yon together, but you should never say yon without the hither

I think I saw that tattooed on someone's chest or something.

(there's more, but it's not suitable for a family site)
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Well, I looked hither, thither and yon and could not find any reference to your rules. I think you need all three together. Just using two is like Bosh and Wade without LeBron. It's like peanut butter and jelly without the bread. Curly and Moe without Larry. Or me and you without a dog named Boo.
 
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Beantown said:
#1-Don't be a wimp? Who's the ***** that PM'd me to stop call your wife TunaFrontBum? Hypocrite.

#2-The first time I mentioned my wife getting Native American money was in a thread about paying for college. All I said is it was lucky that we get that money because my wife doesn't work so she can stay home with the kids. I never rubbed it in. Its not even that much money. But from then on you always made comments because I said it was "free" meaning she doesn't work for it.

#3-The main point of this thread was to finally shut you up since your joke makes no sense. The jokes are always referring to it leaching on to the government. SHE DOES NOT GET ONE PENNY FROM THE GOVERNMENT. Like I have told you a million times the money comes from the Casino that the tribe owns and they split the profits among the tribe members.

#4-You are a sleaze ball insurance salesman in a dying industry. You are the essence of leeches that drain America. Hypocrite.
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U mad, bro?
 
Beantown said:
#1-Don't be a wimp? Who's the ***** that PM'd me to stop call your wife TunaFrontBum? Hypocrite.
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Except me ragging you for getting free money is not the same thing as you taking pot-shots at an innocent 3rd party, who also happens to be my wife. I'm sorry that you fail to grasp that, but then again, you are you.

#2-The first time I mentioned my wife getting Native American money was in a thread about paying for college. All I said is it was lucky that we get that money because my wife doesn't work so she can stay home with the kids. I never rubbed it in. Its not even that much money. But from then on you always made comments because I said it was "free" meaning she doesn't work for it.
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Word? Thanks for pointing out what I said earlier.

#3-The main point of this thread was to finally shut you up since your joke makes no sense. The jokes are always referring to it leaching on to the government. SHE DOES NOT GET ONE PENNY FROM THE GOVERNMENT. Like I have told you a million times the money comes from the Casino that the tribe owns and they split the profits among the tribe members.
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There was a point to this thread? You have to know that I am now going to make sure I find a way to bring this **** up whenever I can, right? I would love to read a single time that I referred to it "leeching to the government", or whatever you're claiming. Seriously, I would. I'll wait.

#4-You are a sleaze ball insurance salesman in a dying industry. You are the essence of leeches that drain America. Hypocrite.
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Right. Insurance is a dying industry. Riiiight. Tell me, Downs, how many insurance policies do you have? How many will you have for the rest of your life? Oh, what's that you say? You what? Everyone in the USA is required to have at least some insurance? Let me hit you with some knowledge, Downy: My job is one of the few jobs on Earth that is recession proof. There is also a 90+% turnover rate after the first year, because only the best survive. I'm going into my eighth year, bitch, and life is pretty good. I took the last five days off and got to work today to find a nice paycheck waiting for me. Without lifting a finger for an entire work week, I took home more than you and your wife combined. (before the free monies) But sure, I'm a leech and a drain on America. Good call. I am a sleaze ball though.
 
E.J. Wells said:
Except me ragging you for getting free money is not the same thing as you taking pot-shots at an innocent 3rd party, who also happens to be my wife. I'm sorry that you fail to grasp that, but then again, you are you.



Word? Thanks for pointing out what I said earlier.



There was a point to this thread? You have to know that I am now going to make sure I find a way to bring this **** up whenever I can, right? I would love to read a single time that I referred to it "leeching to the government", or whatever you're claiming. Seriously, I would. I'll wait.



Right. Insurance is a dying industry. Riiiight. Tell me, Downs, how many insurance policies do you have? How many will you have for the rest of your life? Oh, what's that you say? You what? Everyone in the USA is required to have at least some insurance? Let me hit you with some knowledge, Downy: My job is one of the few jobs on Earth that is recession proof. There is also a 90+% turnover rate after the first year, because only the best survive. I'm going into my eighth year, bitch, and life is pretty good. I took the last five days off and got to work today to find a nice paycheck waiting for me. Without lifting a finger for an entire work week, I took home more than you and your wife combined. (before the free monies) But sure, I'm a leech and a drain on America. Good call. I am a sleaze ball though.
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I live in the Bay Area and you live in Taylorsville, UT. You couldn't pay me enough to live in that **** hole city. I would bet my balls I easily make more than you. Unless an insurance guy owned their own company and you had several agents.

Also the reason it's dying is who needs an insurance salesman? I can get a million quotes online before waiting 10 min on the phone with an insurance salesman. Like most people know dealing with insurance guys are like going to the dentist. Which is why getting insurance online is so much easier. But good luck being in a profession that everyone makes fun of.
 
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