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Twos who can defend, shoot, and create their own shot because they're athletic, NEED APPLY HERE

Why would the Jazz want Iggy? How in any way does his skill set match the Jazz's system? ew.
 
matt harpring can come out retirment he can shoot off the curl
even though he is a 3 but there is no difference in the jazz system in 2's and 3's
 
The best part of this thread is that there are 10 or less players in the league who fit this description. This thread might as well have been "legit, athletic 7-footers that can protect the basket, rebound, and score NEED APPLY HERE" or "Players that are almost impossible to find outside of the top-10 of a given draft NEED APPLY HERE."
 
Fine, I will apply.
I still play 2-3 times a week to keep up my skills.
I can defend as good as Boozer when my man brings the ball down... I can really slap at it.
I am shifty, and can really create space. If they get too close, I have a nice up and under. If they give me space I will hit the shot.
I'm positive I shoot well enough to at least go 2-13.
I can hit an NBA 3, but I have to bring it up from the hip.
I have decent speed, and have a great "Basketball IQ".
I make most of my layups, even in traffic.
I could probably dunk if Bear would slide out his trampoline if I am on a breakaway.
I plan on having an AK haircut, but would do cornrows if required.
I can play without a headband.
I would not throw coke at Sloan.
I have tons, and tons of potential.
My favorite shot is my "unblockable" skyhook when in the key.
I promise to not yell "and one" at any point in the game.
I pledge to get free tickets to every home game for all regular posters on Jazzfanz.

So... do I get the job?
 
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