Unrealistic Expectations

[JAZZGASM]

And Exum was WAY off target. You'd think he would have practiced a few times. Must be very lazy with no work ethic.
Better trade him now while he might still have 2nd-round trade value.

Well, if he turns out to be amazing, we won't have to worry about him retiring mid-career to pursue a career in baseball.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Well, if he turns out to be amazing, we won't have to worry about him retiring mid-career to pursue a career in baseball.

Unless he has a gambling problem.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Should have had him steal a base.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Bump.
Shocker "wins" the first prize with the "Fire Lindsey" thread. Just a guess, but was he "KOCBegone" in his previous incarnation?