Urban dictionarying yourself

[Dr. Jones]

Just now reading of this jarreding.

Was lucky to escape Jareds basement with nothing more than a couple hundred bucks in profits. Someone is watching over me.

Psst. That's called being a male prostitute. Congrats on the career, don't blow the money.

 

[Stoked]

Psst. That's called being a male prostitute. Congrats on the career, don't blow the money.

Isn't that how he made it?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Isn't that how he made it?

You caught that huh?

 

[UGLI baby]

Psst. That's called being a male prostitute. Congrats on the career, don't blow the money.

BS. Next your going to tell me it's gay, even though we turned the lights off.

 

[Scat]

BS. Next your going to tell me it's gay, even though we turned the lights off.

It's only gay if you enjoyed it.

 

[UGLI baby]

It's only gay if you enjoyed it.

Be back later guyz, need to go talk with my bishop.

 

[TroutBum]

This thread makes me happy. As for my entry, I must say I'm a little amazed at the accuracy. Keep in mind, I haven't altered a thing:

1.David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

That is actually scary.

A guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants. Though many girls flock to him, one of his favorite choices would be Alex, Ally, or any variation of the name Alexandra.
Dude, that guy is so nice, he knows just how to treat me, he is a true David.

Close, my wife is Ashley, but still impressive.

A David is usually a tall, sexually attractive, good looking guy. The term, "tall, dark, and handsome" may come to mind when a David is mentioned. A David is normally charming and witty, and has amazing hair. Generally, Davids can carry out long-term relationships, because they are often regarded as "hopeless romantics." Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option. Davids are lovely creatures.
Wow, I'm so glad I have a David in my life.

A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'm glad this whole board has finally done what I've been asking for years .. to go urban dic yourselves.