Utah Jazz Draft Archtype

[Qman]

1. Player must be white as snow
2. Player must have the ability to get booed on draft day
3. Player must have the ability to have KOC say "He is what he is, you know"
4. Locke must get excited about him
5. Boler must call him "The young rookie"

3 through 5 will have no matter what. 2 could happen.

 

[Stifle Tower]

3 through 5 will have no matter what. 2 could happen.

And it could happen TWICE.

1. Draft Knight and the Enes fans go Brokeback on KOC.
2. Draft anyone else at #12 - if Jimmer is still available - and the Mormons will want to know "what in the sam hill is going on."