Utah Jazz @ Minnesota Timberwolves 12/22/10 6PM MST

[Jean-Luc]

 

[KatieMCR]

This news isn't surprising, since we have a 4 day break after tonight. Memo will sit out tonight.

 

[NCJazz]

Could we have an epic Koufos vs. Fes battle tonight. We can only dream. Judging by last game Fes might not get off the bench.

 

[UB]

So lesson learned: if you want to come in first place, you just need someone to twist your skeg a little bit.

 

[r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t]

How do you use Koufus correctly?

use him as a trade throw-in to get a better player back.

 

[candrew]

LOL - check out the kid with the #6 on his shirt. He changes from a red shirt to a blue shirt, then from a tank top to a short sleeve shirt and then back to a tank top. Then he/she appears to change from a male to a female in the last panel.

Who wrote this **** - R. Crumb?

 

[kwb]

What I'd like to see this game, Big Al goes off, Deron has a huge game and then at halftime Hayward raps and Koufus dances to his lyrics. I want, "Boom Bitches" incorporated into Haywards rap.

 

[Fakers Luck]

Team keys to the game (stat matchups):

-The Jazz need to keep Minny off the offensive glass. Jazz #27 in def reb rate, Minny #3 in off reb rate.
-Defend 3 pt line. This is the only offensive area Wolves don't completely suck at, in fact they are #9 in 3pt%.
-Force turnovers and help on defense. Wolves are #29 in turnovers and #24 in assists.

Minny is the fastest-paced team in the NBA. Jazz need to get back on defense and protect the boards.

 

[UB]

omg srs mod non-stickify fail EPIC

 

[Harambe]

Posting in an epic thread, ftw.

 

[Inn Dawn]

Wot itt dough, lady and gents?

Welp, lemme break it down for y'all.

The Good News:

Your very own Inn Dawn is just a mere 10 minutes away from exiting the craphole he calls home in favor of the bright lights of the Targèt Center to root for his fave basketball club.

The Bad News:

The seats are the worst I've had and Utah's all-time record at the Targèt when I am in attendance is a dismal 4-12.

Anywho, good luck to Utah, Big Al Geofferson, and of course, the real reason why I am attending this game, Doufus himself.

 

[Jean-Luc]

Exciting stuff. Heckle Koufos and Hayward for me.