Utes 2011 Football Discussion

[TroutBum]

So he's a tool because you don't like his suffix and he's overrated because you say so? This has nothing to do with your rabid allegiance to your team and/or fervor for the rivalry?

Sounds legit to me.

In a nutshell, I'd say you're pretty close. Normally I will base my feelings and opinions off of what I see -- I know, how weird is that? People who put their suffix's onto their names, willingly, are generally tools. While that is a pretty broad brush to use, I add it to what I've seen of him in interviews, on the field, etc. and he could be Spokesperson IV for Craftsman.

So what if it has to do with my rabid allegiance? BFD. I'm pretty sure I've seen a few Utah fans talking **** on Max Hall, even though he holds most of BYU's records -- does that stop you, or the rest of your kind from bad mouthing him? Hell, I actually saw some white trash butt-**** wearing a, "Max Hall Hates Me" shirt a few days ago. I was quick to mumble under my breath as he walked by that "It's cool, I do too." (no worries, I had my 4 year old with me; she would've kicked his *** if he tried anything)

Anyhow, to add to FavorFlave's brilliant rebuttal and back pedal, is there anyone that seriously thinks IV is going to be the best RB in the PUSS12?

 

[NUMBERICA]

So what if it has to do with my rabid allegiance?

I just think it's all rather silly. White is an amazing RB anyway you cut it and all reports are that he's a great kid. Unless you have an axe to grind about something (being a zoob), you're either impressed or don't care.

You're being more Conan about this than I am being Salty, but I still like you.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

The only person I've heard call Juan Blanco Quatro "overrated" is a BYU fan. That's all the evidence anybody needs to know that it's just a homer spouting homer hate.

As for Max Hall, I have called him many things but I'd stop short of calling him "overrated". Is he a douchebag? Certainly. Was he bound to be a wash-out in the NFL? Obviously. Is he a flat-out liar? Quite possibly (considering there are NO beer sales at RES I find it hard to believe people were dumping beer on his family). Is he a semi-crosseyed, ugly ****? Anybody who's seen a pic of him knows the answer to that. But I still wouldn't call him overrated.

 

[SaltyDawg]

John White is over rated? lol

Dude came in as a nobody and wound up second in the Pac 12 in rushing. Clearly, he was under rated.

 

[Scat]

Is he a flat-out liar? Quite possibly (considering there are NO beer sales at RES I find it hard to believe people were dumping beer on his family).

I'm going to clarify something right here and now. While it is true that there are no beer sales in RES and Hall may be a filthy liar, you are a fool if you think there is not beer being consumed in the stadium during games. My daughter worked at RES this past football season as a "bag checker". It was her job to search bags and people for contraband. She said that you could fill the bed of a pickup truck with all the booze they would find. She said that one lady literally had a 24 can case of beer that she tried to sneak in by putting it between her legs, squeezing tight and walking through the gate. Between the odd walk and her coat not being quite long enough they caught her. Now that being said, for every person they caught, at least one other got through with booze.

 

[prodigy]

DT Junior Salt has decommited to Florida and has commited to the U.

Don't know much about him but he played at Brighton High School before going to JC, here is his profile:
https://recruiting.scout.com/a.z?s=73&p=8&c=1&nid=5572167

 

[Bronco70]

I'm going to clarify something right here and now. While it is true that there are no beer sales in RES and Hall may be a filthy liar, you are a fool if you think there is not beer being consumed in the stadium during games. My daughter worked at RES this past football season as a "bag checker". It was her job to search bags and people for contraband. She said that you could fill the bed of a pickup truck with all the booze they would find. She said that one lady literally had a 24 can case of beer that she tried to sneak in by putting it between her legs, squeezing tight and walking through the gate. Between the odd walk and her coat not being quite long enough they caught her. Now that being said, for every person they caught, at least one other got through with booze.

Sadly, this is true. There are several people in my section who spend every game drinking.

 

[bigb]

I once saw somebody drinking caffeinated Diet Coke at a BYU game. I nearly **** myself.

 

[TroutBum]

I'm going to clarify something right here and now. While it is true that there are no beer sales in RES and Hall may be a filthy liar, you are a fool if you think there is not beer being consumed in the stadium during games. My daughter worked at RES this past football season as a "bag checker". It was her job to search bags and people for contraband. She said that you could fill the bed of a pickup truck with all the booze they would find. She said that one lady literally had a 24 can case of beer that she tried to sneak in by putting it between her legs, squeezing tight and walking through the gate. Between the odd walk and her coat not being quite long enough they caught her. Now that being said, for every person they caught, at least one other got through with booze.

Thank you for pointing out what I was too lazy to say.

 

[SaltyDawg]

I have drank beer plenty of times at Ute games.

However, if you have a small enough amount to sneak it in without getting caught, you probably won't have much (or any) left after the game.

Max Hall was full of crap.

Needless to say, even if someone did actually have enough beer left over after the game to pour it on the Hall family, they would have been caught. Plenty of fans would have turned them in, and the Hall's themselves would have seen them and turned them in.

 

[TroutBum]

I have drank beer plenty of times at Ute games.

However, if you have a small enough amount to sneak it in without getting caught, you probably won't have much (or any) left after the game.

Max Hall was full of crap.

Needless to say, even if someone did actually have enough beer left over after the game to pour it on the Hall family, they would have been caught. Plenty of fans would have turned them in, and the Hall's themselves would have seen them and turned them in.

Oh man, you can't make this kind of stuff up.

Let me get this straight... First you tell us all that there is no way that anyone could've poured beer on the Hall's because they don't sell beer at the stadium. Then, only after someone called your amazingly ******** bluff, you tell us all how you sneak your booze in along with everyone else -- BUT since YOU only have a small amount left after the game, then that means EVERYONE has little to none left over to pour on someone, thus, Max Hall is a liar.

This is some of the most amazing logic I've ever seen.

 

[SaltyDawg]

Oh man, you can't make this kind of stuff up.

Let me get this straight... First you tell us all that there is no way that anyone could've poured beer on the Hall's because they don't sell beer at the stadium. Then, only after someone called your amazingly ******** bluff, you tell us all how you sneak your booze in along with everyone else -- BUT since YOU only have a small amount left after the game, then that means EVERYONE has little to none left over to pour on someone, thus, Max Hall is a liar.

This is some of the most amazing logic I've ever seen.

Reading problems? I wasn't the one who said they don't sell beer at the stadium.

And they do check you when you enter the stadium. It's mostly a visual unless you look suspicious (or random). So you can't sneak a whole lot in. Not enough to have a lot to pour out after a 3 hour game.