This is funny on so many levels.
Utes 2011 Football Discussion
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This is funny on so many levels.
CONAN
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BYU??? I thought this thread was about Utah. Please let's stay on topic here which is the Utes please. No need to bring up BYU all the time even though you want to. There is a BYU thread already and I'll make a thread about me if you want to keep doing that, too.
Let's recap:
Trollbody: Utes rule! They will beat USC comfortably.
(Utes lose to USC)
Trollbody: Utes still rule! They still have a shot and will blow out Washington.
(Washington blows out Utes)
Trollbody: Utes rule! They still have a shot at the Pac12 Championship and that elusive title we'll never win and anything can happen. It's a free country.
(ASU defiles Utes)
Trollbody: Utes are in a down year, but they are still decent. 0-3 in their conference and 0-3 versus BCS teams. But they are still decent. They beat Montana High School and some Independent school but they are still decent. Just you wait this is rock bottom and it can't get any worse even though I said that 2 weeks ago it still applies so there.
Let's recap:
Trollbody: Utes rule! They will beat USC comfortably.
(Utes lose to USC)
Trollbody: Utes still rule! They still have a shot and will blow out Washington.
(Washington blows out Utes)
Trollbody: Utes rule! They still have a shot at the Pac12 Championship and that elusive title we'll never win and anything can happen. It's a free country.
(ASU defiles Utes)
Trollbody: Utes are in a down year, but they are still decent. 0-3 in their conference and 0-3 versus BCS teams. But they are still decent. They beat Montana High School and some Independent school but they are still decent. Just you wait this is rock bottom and it can't get any worse even though I said that 2 weeks ago it still applies so there.
CONAN
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Not what I heard from multiple sources, Hobbit. But feel free to come by the weight room any time and we'll find out. Or you could just keep talking it up like normal.
SaltyDawg
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Lets have the real recap...
Me: The Utes will contend for the PAC 12 south.
<Utes blow out Montana State, lose at USC on the last play of the game, then humiliate BYU>
BYU fans like Trollnan: <silent>
<Utes starting QB goes down with injury. Utes proceed to fall apart under the new QB against BCS bowl game caliber competition>
Me: It's a down year with the injuries but things will get better and it will still be a better bowl than the Armed Forces Bowl.
Trollnan: Uh, you're a flip flopper and I think you look like a troll's body.
Lol, and this is from a teacher. The fact that my tax dollars pay this moron to teach is a prime example of what is wrong with our government and particularly our public school system.
SaltyDawg
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What are you talking about? I stood face to face with you and had about 2-3 inches on you in height. I was downhill from you and still looked down on you, lol.
I don't know what kind of shape you're in now, this was like 2 years ago. But back then, you certainly didn't appear to be in better shape than me.
I'm in my own weight room every day.
CONAN
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Really? What did we talk about? I talk to a lot of stupid parents so give some details please.
CONAN
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Someone has to pick up the slack for moronic parents whose kids can't hack it. Appreciate your contributions.
CONAN
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Really? What did we talk about? I talk to a lot of stupid parents so give me some details please.
Look, you can qualify your statements all you want by saying "I'm probably in better shape than you" and "You didn't appear to be in better shape than me" and "I lift alone". Leaving yourself an out if you need it? Fine. I'm not qualifying. I am in better shape than you. There's no doubt. I'll be on the bike tomorrow about 12:30 followed by an upper body day where the weights will exceed 300 pounds at the high end (3-5 reps). If you want to come prove you're in better shape than come on. I'm inviting you and I promise not to punch out your hobbit teeth unless you start acting like a moron like here.
SaltyDawg
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I walked up to your face and said "Go Utes." Down at BYU's 7 on 7 or whatever it was when you were my son's coach. Don;t pretend you don't know who I am.
Don't threaten me with punching my teeth out, douchebag. I would absolutely LOVE if you took a swing at me. I have this thing called a job. I can't just go hang out at the local high school. But if you really want to take a swing at me, you know where I live. Do us both a favor and take this internet tough guy crap of yours to the real world. I would LOVE it.
I'm pretty sure that Salty started the whole Internet Tough Guy bit.
To which Conan replied:
Seemed pretty vanilla to me, until this gem was thrown out:
Them is fightin' words, and for the most part, pretty uncalled for.
Sounds reasonable to me.
Again, Salty seems to be the aggressor here. You realize, Salty, that he clearly has a JOB -- because you made fun of it earlier -- so why make a comment like, "I have this thing called a job." To top it off, you're complaining about him being a tough guy when you're the only one talking smack:
Just sayin'...
"Intellectual honesty: Get some." -- Vinylone. (RIP)
To which Conan replied:
Seemed pretty vanilla to me, until this gem was thrown out:
Them is fightin' words, and for the most part, pretty uncalled for.
Sounds reasonable to me.
Again, Salty seems to be the aggressor here. You realize, Salty, that he clearly has a JOB -- because you made fun of it earlier -- so why make a comment like, "I have this thing called a job." To top it off, you're complaining about him being a tough guy when you're the only one talking smack:
Just sayin'...
"Intellectual honesty: Get some." -- Vinylone. (RIP)
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Anyway for a Medical Redshirt? Wynn out of the season as I expected.
Anyway for a Medical Redshirt? Wynn out of the season as I expected.