Vegas doesn't like the Jazz offseason

[YB85]

I just walked by the sports book in Mandalay and was shocked to see the odds to win the championship for the Jazz at 75:1. The usual suspects are at the top. Lakers 2:1, Heat 9:2, Celtics, Magic 10:1. But the Jazz at 75:1? What's even less understandable is some of the other teams with better odds. Nets are 40:1, Clippers 50:1, and the Hornets are 60:1.

Am I missing something? I am putting some on that just for the odds alone. C'mon Big Al, pay for my trip.

 

[calijazz]

That has to be an error of some sort. That is bizarre. I think I saw some more reasonable odds with the Jazz on bodog.com awhile back, but they aren't listed right now for some reason.

 

[Mambo]

They just want it to become the Las Vegas Jazz.

 

[prodigal punk]

I just walked by the sports book in Mandalay and was shocked to see the odds to win the championship for the Jazz at 75:1. The usual suspects are at the top. Lakers 2:1, Heat 9:2, Celtics, Magic 10:1. But the Jazz at 75:1? What's even less understandable is some of the other teams with better odds. Nets are 40:1, Clippers 50:1, and the Hornets are 60:1.

Am I missing something? I am putting some on that just for the odds alone. C'mon Big Al, pay for my trip.

Are you staying at the Mandalay? How's the pool? Man, that's a great pool. So much to look at.

 

[YB85]

Are you staying at the Mandalay? How's the pool? Man, that's a great pool. So much to look at.

We are at Mandalay. Spent four hours at the pool yesterday and heading out for more right now. The scenery was spectacular. The only bad thing is there are so many kids here. Why would anyone bring their kids?

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Take the odds and be laughing to the bank.

Or not.

 

[prodigal punk]

We are at Mandalay. Spent four hours at the pool yesterday and heading out for more right now. The scenery was spectacular. The only bad thing is there are so many kids here. Why would anyone bring their kids?

I always thought that I would loan mine out to those nice people on the sidewalk giving away the free young lady trading cards.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Just take the Lakers. Found money.

 

[KM32MVP]

We are at Mandalay. Spent four hours at the pool yesterday and heading out for more right now. The scenery was spectacular. The only bad thing is there are so many kids here. Why would anyone bring their kids?

So the scenery is spectacular, then in the next sentence you complain about it?

 

[Siro]

So the scenery is spectacular, then in the next sentence you complain about it?

He's wondering why anyone would take their kids with them for recreation and travel. This is truly unheard of. I mean KIDS?? At a pool????? Wow.

 

[prodigal punk]

He's wondering why anyone would take their kids with them for recreation and travel. This is truly unheard of. I mean KIDS?? At a pool????? Wow.

Try and keep track of the context of the conversation, Donnie. He's not talking about "a pool". He's talking about Mandalay Bay Beach. There is no shortage of skin at this particular pool and there are bars every ten feet. He's not talking about the local rec center pool.

 

[Siro]

Try and keep track of the context of the conversation, Donnie. He's not talking about "a pool". He's talking about Mandalay Bay Beach. There is no shortage of skin at this particular pool and there are bars every ten feet. He's not talking about the local rec center pool.

The fact there are bars, or skin, is irrelevant. The purpose of a pool is to swim, which people tend to do in very little clothing. When did this become controversial exactly?

But to be fair, I'm not familiar with Mandalay Bay Beach. For all I know, they could be performing satanic blood rituals over there. In which case, I apologize for my ignorance.