LifeOnaPlate
Well-Known Member
"HE DELIVERED THE EGGS AND BACON IN A MACK TRUCK AND NOW HE'S SHELVIN THEM. AND HE'S MARKING THEM DOWN AS BONUS BUYS FOR QUICK SALE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO TURN THE INVENTORY FASTER IN ORDER TO MAKE LARGER PROFITS ON SMALLER MARGINS, AND NOW HE'S HIRED A GUY IN A CHICKEN COSTUME TO STAND OUTSIDE ON THE CORNER PRETENDING TO LAY EGGS WHILE HE SPINS A SIGN SAYING 'BACUN 4 SAIL' IN ORDER TO ATTRACT SEMI-LITERATE BUYERS TO HIS DISCOUNT BREAKFAST SUPPLY STORE. OH MY!!!!!"
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