Welp, 20,000

[TroutBum]

You can bring a horse to water but you can't make him/her drink.

Stick its head in the water, lift up its tail, and start sucking.

 

[Deleted member 848]

You and Dal really have a honkytonk way of bringing good ol common sense to teh internet. I'm glad human nature is such an easy thing to grasp and let run free here. I'll never be 'inauthentic' again. Thank you John Roberts.

I just figured (back then) that I'd let you know why people don't seem to give you nearly as much attention as you want. Which seems to annoy you much more than it did before. Or think that you're a douche.

Obvs don't give a **** anymore. Keep grinding your axes/grooming your sheep rugs. This whole 'I retired first!!1!' charade is embarrassing, quite frankly. But it's making me laugh-- so maybe you ARE doing something right after all.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Stick its head in the water, lift up its tail, and start sucking.

Let me know how that goes for you... on second thought, don't bother letting me know how it goes.

You and your "processed" grass and apples fetish is disturbing.

 

[LogGrad98]

To be honest I am not sure how to take that...

Well by toolshed he means ****. By screwdriver he means screwdriver.

 

[Gameface]

Let me know how that goes for you... on second thought, don't bother letting me know how it goes.

You and your "processed" grass and apples fetish is disturbing.

You must not be on the fecal roster...

 

[The Fresh Prince]

UGLI, imma quote dalasalmon's flavorite boxer Roy Jones on this one, but YA MUSTA FOrGOT!!!

 

[TroutBum]

You must not be on the fecal roster...

Only the choicest of His children are added to the Fecal Roster.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Which is exactly why I will never use honey in place of KY again. EVER.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I missed it. Someone please give me the dumbed down virgin.

Whatever you say.

 

[Stoked]

Whatever you say.

Than he must love adoption.

 

[UGLI baby]

#Retiring@30,000