We've Seen This Movie Before

[Handlogten's Heros]

Backpedal? Vanish? Uhhh, why would I do that? Everything I posted is 100% true.

Listen, it is clear to me I am dealing with, I'll be polite, simpletons. I will be patient and explain it one more time -- and I see I have to use pictures so you can understand.

I said the Jazz were done, finished because of that monumental choke job - blowing a 3rd quarter 25 point lead in a close out game. Historic. Embarrassing. No way does a team overcome that. Jazz season is done. Finished. Now for pictures to explain:

That's Boston Roid Sox Bill Buckner letting the ball go through his legs. The Roid Sox were one out -- ONE STRIKE! - away from winning the World Series. Buckner let a slow grounder through his legs...Boston was done. Their season was over. No championship. We all knew it that instant. Yes, Boston still played another game two days later - a game 7 - but everybody who ever played sports knew their season was done, finished.

That's the best big man in the NBA with a torn ACL. That happened in February. The second that happened every sports fan knew the Knicks season was done, finished. Yes, we still played games in February, March, and April; but we all knew the season ended that February day when Porz tore his ACL.

Get it now? Yes, the Jazz may be playing four more games, but their season ended on Wednesday April 25th 2018 in Oklahoma when the Jazz choked up a 25 point 3rd quarter lead in a close out game. ACCEPT IT! Your season is done, finished. Did the Roid Sox win a championship after Buckner's colossal error? No. Did the Knicks win a championship this year after Porz went down? No. Well, the same applies to Jazz. I have seen this movie before! You don't overcome blowing a 25 point lead in a close out game! Jazz are done, finished!

I am truly a simpleton because I read u saying our season is finished but the nba has clearly made a mistake and we are scheduled to play another game. There is no way they would allow us to play again after that collapse... right?

Must suck to have hitched your wagon to such a terrible player to watch and that is so washed he can’t get minutes over fat ray Felton.

 

[Jack Strop]

Folks, it's over.

Twenty-five point lead in the 3rd to close out the series...and you blow it! I've played sports, I watch sports, I know sports. It is over. Done. Utah Jazz can not, will not overcome that choke.

We've seen the movie before. Most famous example: Boston Red Sox 1986...Bill Buckner, through the legs. After that you just knew they were going to drop the series. You choke big time, you lose. There is no overcoming it.

I am wearing my Hayward t-shirt today because I won't have a chance to wear it until October. The Jazz are done.

(Ironic, his season lasted longer than yours.)

I recommend a name change
MelotheThunderKiller
AirMelo (and no, that's not a tribute to Jordan)
MeloTheHasBeen
The$30mAlbatross
DistantThunder

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

...so washed up Melo can’t get minutes over fat ray Felton.

Two things:
1. Felton is not fat
2. Felton is a top player in the NBA. One of the elites. He's a former Knick, you know. I got to see him play a lot. He's Magic Johnson good. I guarantee you if Donovan Mitchell were on OKC, Mitchell would be sitting behind Felton.

 

[JazzForLifee]

get a life... god plz look after this man


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[gomretat]

Backpedal? Vanish? Uhhh, why would I do that? Everything I posted is 100% true.

Listen, it is clear to me I am dealing with, I'll be polite, simpletons. I will be patient and explain it one more time -- and I see I have to use pictures so you can understand.

I said the Jazz were done, finished because of that monumental choke job - blowing a 3rd quarter 25 point lead in a close out game. Historic. Embarrassing. No way does a team overcome that. Jazz season is done. Finished. Now for pictures to explain:

That's Boston Roid Sox Bill Buckner letting the ball go through his legs. The Roid Sox were one out -- ONE STRIKE! - away from winning the World Series. Buckner let a slow grounder through his legs...Boston was done. Their season was over. No championship. We all knew it that instant. Yes, Boston still played another game two days later - a game 7 - but everybody who ever played sports knew their season was done, finished.

That's the best big man in the NBA with a torn ACL. That happened in February. The second that happened every sports fan knew the Knicks season was done, finished. Yes, we still played games in February, March, and April; but we all knew the season ended that February day when Porz tore his ACL.

Get it now? Yes, the Jazz may be playing four more games, but their season ended on Wednesday April 25th 2018 in Oklahoma when the Jazz choked up a 25 point 3rd quarter lead in a close out game. ACCEPT IT! Your season is done, finished. Did the Roid Sox win a championship after Buckner's colossal error? No. Did the Knicks win a championship this year after Porz went down? No. Well, the same applies to Jazz. I have seen this movie before! You don't overcome blowing a 25 point lead in a close out game! Jazz are done, finished!

Huge sample size which makes your case very compelling. Best trolling in some time.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Two things:
1. Felton is not fat
2. Felton is a top layer in the NBA. One of the elites. He's a former Knick, you know. I got to see him play a lot. He's Magic Johnson good. I guarantee you if Donovan Mitchell were on OKC, Mitchell would be sitting behind Felton.

Ha... that’s legit funny.

 

[SoUjazzfan]

Where do you get your weed melo? It must be some killer stuff.

 

[JazzyFresh]

MeloTheSaltShaker

 

[Gameface]

Two things:
1. Felton is not fat
2. Felton is a top layer in the NBA. One of the elites. He's a former Knick, you know. I got to see him play a lot. He's Magic Johnson good. I guarantee you if Donovan Mitchell were on OKC, Mitchell would be sitting behind Felton.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

The picture prompted me to "expand". I clicked it and my phone screen cracked from that gut expansion.

See... the thing is... trolls are welcome here. What's a Carmelo anyways? I always thought it was a caramel flavored douche.

 

[silesian]

Yes, the Jazz may be playing four more games, but their season ended on Wednesday April 25th 2018 in Oklahoma when the Jazz choked up a 25 point 3rd quarter lead in a close out game. ACCEPT IT! Your season is done, finished. Did the Roid Sox win a championship after Buckner's colossal error? No. Did the Knicks win a championship this year after Porz went down? No. Well, the same applies to Jazz. I have seen this movie before! You don't overcome blowing a 25 point lead in a close out game! Jazz are done, finished!

I am enlightened.

"Finished" = "advancing to the next round"

Knicks would have won the title if not for the Porz injury.

And something happened to some guy named Buckner, which is somehow related to the 2018 Utah Jazz.

I'm starting to like this guy.

 

[silesian]

I want to know what is on that green post-it note.