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What are they sayin about the Jazz in Beantown?

OK, Write, Imma fess up. Me and One Brow: same perv, sho nuff. But don't go draggin Jazzfan_2814 into this, eh? He's our little brutha.
 
As some old-*** ayrab done said, and all:

“For "Is" and "Is - Not" though with Rule and Line---And "Up - and - down" by Logic I define----Of all that one should care to fathom---I Was never deep in anything but - Wine.”

“And much as Wine has play'd the Infidel---And robb'd me of my Robe of Honour, Well----I often wonder what the Vintners buy---One half so precious as the ware they sell.”
 
And that aint even the half of it, actually. Looky here:

“Myself when young did eagerly frequent----Doctor and Saint, and heard great argument---About it and about: but evermore---Came out by the same door as in I went.”

“Waste not your Hour, nor in the vain pursuit---Of This and That endeavour and dispute---Better be merry with the fruitful Grape---Than sadden after none, or bitter, Fruit.”
 
Rivers remembered the tipoff at Pistol Pete Maravich's first game against the Bulls. "When the ball went up, Sloan just ran him over, then Sloan said something to him," Rivers said of the Utah Jazz coach. "It looked like he was saying something nice, but I'm sure it had a knife in it."

Completely understandable. Dick Motta said ole Jer used to spend at least 30 minutes before every game workin up a lather about the guy he wuz gunna be matched up against that night. How the guy wuz gunna try to embarrass him, take away his paycheck and food from the mouths of his chillinz, and all.

Ya think Sloan would ever help up a guy he just knocked down? I dont think so! Jer don't play dat. He said what he hated most about the ole NBA is that they used to put both teams on the same bus to play exhibition games. It took all he had to just sit there, scowlin, and not go to cuttin the sorry MF's, ya know?
 
Talkin bout fightin, scrappin, Beantown, and all, good ole Dave Cowens mighta been the closest thang to Sloan that I can recalls.

....Cowens was "bubble gum and a hard time".....and he was always fresh out of bubble gum! Talk about knowing how to box out on the defensive boards? He was THE best at it!
 
Pistol Pete was the original hopper, and I chose my handle here at Jazzfanz to honor and remember him. But, as ya can kinda tell from this here thread, that damn Sloan has been tryin to beat down hoppers his whole life. I don't care if he is a big-*** clown offa the court, he just aint no kinda fun on it. Time for the Jazz to look into hirin Kelvin Sampson, I figure.
 
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