theNBAnerd
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austin daye and kevin durant don't belong in the same sentence. unless that sentence is, "austin daye and kevin durant don't belong in the same sentence."
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austin daye and kevin durant don't belong in the same sentence. unless that sentence is, "austin daye and kevin durant don't belong in the same sentence."
Well they are both 6'11 and highly skilled and coordinated. Daye just can't put it all together and isn't as athletic.
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Agoxlea
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So.... the same size as every other 13" object in the world?
Lakers_Slapper
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What in the hell does having multiple tattoos or "Jailhouse tats" have to do about anything when a trade is considered? PLUS GORDON ISNT EVEN TATTE'D UP. I'm not saying I like the trade, but "he has too many jailhouse tats?" .....REALLY? Does tattoos affect a players ability? HEY!! Maybe they should add it into the stat column!
NAME: PLAYER GUY
PPG: 26.5
AST: 6.3
REB: 5.6
JHT (JAIL-HOUSE TATS) 13.6
Give me a damn break. What the hell is wrong with you?
NAME: PLAYER GUY
PPG: 26.5
AST: 6.3
REB: 5.6
JHT (JAIL-HOUSE TATS) 13.6
Give me a damn break. What the hell is wrong with you?
carolinajazz
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....I like that idea! JHT! And, yeah....I think the number of tats is a good or fair indicator of the players ability to run plays and think out on the court! After all, when you tat your body like some circus freak.....you can't possibly be dealing with a full deck and more than likely have a serious shortage of brain cells!
Lakers_Slapper
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Really? So whats your excuse? You obviously fall on the short end of the stick when it comes to firing on all cylinders. I'll have you know that I have tattoos covering my chest, back, and both arms all the way to the wrist. I also am a district manager of 13 different retail stores in Las Vegas that total over 90 million dollars annually. I have tried to avoid drinking my own kool-aid on this one, but you leave me with no choice. Im sure that your flawless, pasty-white skin will treat you well during your lifetime. But sometimes its what comes out of your mouth that lets everyone know, that your short of a full deck. Not the ink thats on your skin.
Enjoy your Kia.
Zerol
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I think he meant Ben Gordon has a 13"TV tattooed to his back.
carolinajazz
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....so when your retail stores (Tattoo parlors?) go under....you'll be able to get a job at "Ringling Bros' Barnum and Bailey's Circus" as the worlds most tattooed ex-district manager in Vegas history! By the way, you visit clients in person or do most of your selling/communication over the phone or internet? Sounds like you'd scare the begeebeez out of me if I saw you in person!
Lakers_Slapper
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Hahahaha, I love your jokes!! Tattoo Parlor,,, thats really funny. I would offer to pierce your mouth shut and your hands together, but then you wouldnt be able to ask people if "they want fries with that..." and to take their money through the McDonalds drive through window. But,,,, it's not all that bad. If you're ever thinking about making a career change from fast food, just let me know and I'll get you an iterview with one of my managers who will consider your "extensive" fast food cashiering experience and get right back to you at the end of the week.