What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

[moevillini]

see, if he'd just walked into a boob he wouldn't have those problems....


and notice the ALL CAPS above ^
tricky, eh?

 

[LogGrad98]

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

 

[UGLI baby]

^__^

 

[8]

hmu dutch













(don't)

 

[8]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

finding a worm in your *******?

 

[8]

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

The cliff wasn't there when the T-Rex escaped?

 

[8]

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

She was shot?

 

[8]

3/3

 

[LogGrad98]

3/3

Not exactly.

 

[LogGrad98]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends. They will be missed.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Could be she was shot. However in this case it was because Susie had no arms.


So you were 1/3. Nice try.

 

[LogGrad98]

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

 

[Stifle Tower]

Who would you rather work for in the NBA, Sterling or Lasry?

 

[franklin]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

and asked who wants to cuff me.

 

[LogGrad98]

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He was hit by a bus.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Timmy.

 

[8]

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He was standing overtop a homeless man?

He was unwilling to accept the priest's peace offering?

Ah, the bus. Should've seen that coming (pun intended).

 

[BabyPeterzz]

What time do you go to the dentist?

 

[TroutBum]

What time do you go to the dentist?

*insert proctologist joke here*












I said insert.

 

[JazzForLifee]

 

[TroutBum]

^^^ Pretty much the worst joke in this thread, tbh.

 

[LogGrad98]

What time do you go to the dentist?

At least 5 minutes early for your appointment so you don't disrupt their schedule.