What Do You Do WHen A Bitch is Thirsty For The Dick?

[Saint Cy of JFC]

She currently won't get off me and I do not want to have sexual relations with her. I already showed her all of NAOS's post on Jazzfanz and she is still trying.

My neck is like the 101 Dalamations right now, I want to die.

 

[UGLI baby]

First post in this epic thread!!!

 

[UGLI baby]

Start taking pictures of her and post them on the innernet. That'll calm her down.

 

[freakazoid]

Invade her back door and if she complains, stick it to her harder while saying "shut up and take it, beotch".

 

[The Thriller]

Tell her you play QB for the U.

After tomorrow night's game she'll never speak to you ever again.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

Stop going to the strip club.

 

[Archie Moses]

Stop drinking and just tell her how you roll. SOML. lol

 

[Revolution 9]

You marry her....


and with that the thread is done.