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I did my annual volunteer work at the police academy again this week. I volunteer to get really drunk so police can practice their field sobriety test on me and some friends. Of course they provide the alcohol and it is pretty fun.

I tried to drink as fast as I can to see how drunk I could get. They mix 2 ounces of 80 proof alcohol into a mixed drink. I thought I was crushing everyone because I was drinking twice as fast but apparently I was drinking too fast so they cut me off without telling me and were just giving me coke with no whiskey.

I ended up drinking 13 shots in about 2-3 hour time period and blew 0.143 and as usual crushed the tests. I only had one police man say he would have arrested me but he thought I was really close to the legal limit and would just err on the safe side by arresting me.
 
Broncster said:
I did my annual volunteer work at the police academy again this week. I volunteer to get really drunk so police can practice their field sobriety test on me and some friends. Of course they provide the alcohol and it is pretty fun.

I tried to drink as fast as I can to see how drunk I could get. They mix 2 ounces of 80 proof alcohol into a mixed drink. I thought I was crushing everyone because I was drinking twice as fast but apparently I was drinking too fast so they cut me off without telling me and were just giving me coke with no whiskey.

I ended up drinking 13 shots in about 2-3 hour time period and blew 0.143 and as usual crushed the tests. I only had one police man say he would have arrested me but he thought I was really close to the legal limit and would just err on the safe side by arresting me.
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I'm a baller, pretty good at everything. I am 100% confident I could pass a field sobriety test completely wasted.
 
Sneaking a little of the #9. I think it's tasting pretty damn good. Need to bottle some up tomorrow to send to the mystery pizza donor.
 
I was designated driver :-(
 
Dr. Jones said:
You really don't know who that was?

Jelly bout #9.
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I'm kind of confused by your comment. I know who has offered to buy pizza for the poker game, but he asked me to keep it secret.

If you want some #9 send your minion over to pick some up next time he's in town.
 
Gameface said:
I'm kind of confused by your comment. I know who has offered to buy pizza for the poker game, but he asked me to keep it secret.

If you want some #9 send your minion over to pick some up next time he's in town.
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haha ok.. and ok.

I know sent the grub and didn't know it was some secret. Why? That dude is so weird.
 
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