Oh me jesus. We watched 50 Shades of Grey last night. EASILY one of the top 3 worst movies I have ever seen. They knew people would see this for a few reasons ...
1. Sad ladies looking to feel a bit dangerous
2. Guys looking for some "porn" thats not technically "porn"
3. People wanting a decent laugh at a probably bad movie ( we fell into this category )
The writers, director, producers, actors ... etc ... didn't even pretend to try to make decent movie. Worst acting I have ever seen in a major motion picture, worst writing by a long long ways, worst story. Holy hell, I cannot even imagine being one of those actors and having to sit through a premier with a bunch of people watching you suck so bad at life.
My god, if you want to see the worst movie of the last 15 years, here it is.
Sidenote, Dakota Johnson is moderately attractive and has really pointy nipples.