What's the most embarassing baby gift I could give?

[Duck Rodgers]

I'm trying to buy something for my brother's kids' b-days. He has a couple little kids. I need something that has utility though and isn't obviously just a joke gift that he could cast off and never use. It shouldn't be too hard because he knows I have no clue about that kind of stuff and his wife is a nice person and kind of a goober that doesn't like to waste things so she would probably make him use it if it wasn't completely absurd.

So far I've got a baby sling as one possibility(Maybe not the camo though, that seems too obvious):

And maybe a stroller big enough that it could fit Rosie O'Donnell. I would love to see him pushing a monster stroller around.

Any other ideas? Any of you dads used something that you absolutely hate?

 

[Duck Rodgers]

*embarrassing

 

[Weezur]

Don't people usually give out erotic cakes and erotic toys for these types of situations? Or am I thinking of a baby shower? I dunno, I baby birthdays and baby shower gifts confused.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Don't people usually give out erotic cakes and erotic toys for these types of situations? Or am I thinking of a baby shower? I dunno, I baby birthdays and baby shower gifts confused.

They are in full-bore baby mode right now so it would acceptable to them on any occasion.

 

[One Brow]

I used both Snugglies and slings with my kids. Go with one of them.

 

[Weezur]

They are in full-bore baby mode right now so it would acceptable to them on any occasion.

Lol I was just joking.
In all seriousness, baby time is the best time to brainwash kids into being successful/unsuccessful.

If you want them to be successful, give the kid a toy stethoscope.
If you want them to be unsuccesful (they're not your kids, right?), then give them a toy Lindsay Lohan.

 

[PearlWatson]

 

[Dr. Jones]

Lol I was just joking.
In all seriousness, baby time is the best time to brainwash kids into being successful/unsuccessful.

If you want them to be successful, give the kid a toy stethoscope.
If you want them to be unsuccesful (they're not your kids, right?), then give them a toy Lindsay Lohan.

I had one but it popped.

 

[PearlWatson]

 

[Beantown]

anal beads.

/thread

 

[Weezur]

I had one but it popped.

Like a pinata filled with STDs

 

[Beantown]

Like a pinata filled with STDs

I said "/thread"

You can't post after I say that.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Like a pinata filled with STDs

The doll was pure, tho.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I said "/thread"

You can't post after I say that.

You also said to give anal beads to a baby. Which negated the rest of your post.

 

[UGLI baby]

Beandowns strikes again.


posted from my htc one using tapaBONGO

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

A Laker's jersey.

 

[Weezur]

I said "/thread"

You can't post after I say that.

I tried doing this years ago to Bluesrocker's threads and it didn't work.

 

[Beantown]

You also said to give anal beads to a baby. Which negated the rest of your post.

But a lot of baby shower gifts are mostly for the mom.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

https://www.angelicbabyshowergifts.com/menu-baby-shower-gag-gifts.asp

There's a couple on there.

Edit: I never used the site before

 

[TroutBum]

Give him a length of rope with instructions on how to tie a noose. He'll thank you in the afterlife.




Just kidding, go with the anal beads.



/thread