What's the most embarassing baby gift I could give?

[Dr. Jones]

Like a pinata filled with STDs

The doll was pure, tho.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I said "/thread"

You can't post after I say that.

You also said to give anal beads to a baby. Which negated the rest of your post.

 

[UGLI baby]

Beandowns strikes again.


posted from my htc one using tapaBONGO

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

A Laker's jersey.

 

[Weezur]

I said "/thread"

You can't post after I say that.

I tried doing this years ago to Bluesrocker's threads and it didn't work.

 

[Beantown]

You also said to give anal beads to a baby. Which negated the rest of your post.

But a lot of baby shower gifts are mostly for the mom.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

https://www.angelicbabyshowergifts.com/menu-baby-shower-gag-gifts.asp

There's a couple on there.

Edit: I never used the site before

 

[TroutBum]

Give him a length of rope with instructions on how to tie a noose. He'll thank you in the afterlife.




Just kidding, go with the anal beads.



/thread

 

[dodo]

He would surely appreciate Mr. Milker

https://greatinventions.tv/home/product/mr-milker-male-breastfeeding/

 

[Duck Rodgers]

A Laker's jersey.

Oh.....They've got a lifetime of free Lakers and USC clothes coming their way. That's a birthright being part of my extended family. Mixing some Jazz clothes in there would probably be wise on my part though if I'm ever going to claim I'm a good uncle, looking out for their best interests.

I can't decide what looks worse, the sling or just the front baby carrier. I haven't actually seen the sling in person, but the front loader baby carrier almost always causes me to at least laugh inside...and outwardly depending on the guy wearing it. I might have to go try one on at my local Baby R US or something.

 

[Archie Moses]

A morning after pill.