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What's the worst STD you've had?

I guess I came close once.

I briefly dated this girl my junior year in college who called me after our 2nd or 3rd date to inform me she had mono. Luckily I didn't catch it from her - but I had a couple of sleepless nights before I found out.
 
I've never had one, but my wife has a nasty one four times.

















It's called pregnancy.
 
I dated a girl for two years who was amazing in the sack but a royal bitch otherwise. She was definitely an STD.
 
Should we list them alphabetically or according to the time it took to get them cleared up?
 
Lots of playas on this board.

Where's NJ Serpico/Gyp Rosetti when you need him? I'm sure he'd have a half dozen stories.
 
I guess I came close once.

I briefly dated this girl my junior year in college who called me after our 2nd or 3rd date to inform me she had mono. Luckily I didn't catch it from her - but I had a couple of sleepless nights before I found out.

Wait, what? You think mono is close to having a STD?

:confused:
 
Wait, what? You think mono is close to having a STD?

:confused:

Sigh.....I knew there'd be one.

No it's technically not an STD even though it's often labeled as one and commonly transmitted sexually.

Although apparently you can get herpes from a toilet seat so nuts to you pal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTRJynNJZaI
 
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