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nothing to do there, at all! everything closes at 9pm, if it aint the jazz or the gateway...there ain't nothin else
 
I took a trip to SLC and asked people what there was to do there, 9 out of 10 people said nothing to do here, the rest said the gateway...puke
 
I took a trip to SLC and asked people what there was to do there, 9 out of 10 people said nothing to do here, the rest said the gateway...puke

THIS. I'm a college student in SLC and I'm lucky I'm into the local music scene because if I didn't have shows to go to/play, I would just sit at home most nights. Aside from local shows there's just never anything going on after 9 unless you're into POS dive bars or guido clubs. I still like the city - especially as a student. It's a peaceful, slow-paced lifestyle. But in real cities you can just walk outside and there's something cool going on. You can drive around downtown SLC on a Friday/Saturday night after 9ish and not see a soul. Very lame.
 
I took a trip to SLC and asked people what there was to do there, 9 out of 10 people said nothing to do here, the rest said the gateway...puke

Dude, gateways is so fun! You can buy cheeseburgers as much as you want! And the Lane Bryant store keeps all the boys in the yard.
 
Dude, gateways is so fun! You can buy cheeseburgers as much as you want! And the Lane Bryant store keeps all the boys in the yard.
Keep in mind, Asian dudes with lap dogs generally only mingle with other Asian dudes with lap dogs.

And they tend to be boring.

And have small *edited for likelihood of being misconstrued as racist*.
 
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THIS. I'm a college student in SLC and I'm lucky I'm into the local music scene because if I didn't have shows to go to/play, I would just sit at home most nights. Aside from local shows there's just never anything going on after 9 unless you're into POS dive bars or guido clubs. I still like the city - especially as a student. It's a peaceful, slow-paced lifestyle. But in real cities you can just walk outside and there's something cool going on. You can drive around downtown SLC on a Friday/Saturday night after 9ish and not see a soul. Very lame.

I think I saw the gateway on Bordy's census map thing...there were no dots.
 
There is so much to do in Utah that you would have to be either retarded, a hermit, Vinylone, guy who is angry at the world, guy who lives in Utah and bitches every day to everyone about how he's annoyed by Mormons and alcohol laws, or blind guy to not get it. Utah has plenty to offer.
 
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