When Will EJ Wells/Troutbum be banned again?

[Stifle Tower]

We know it's only a matter of time before Trout says something or posts pics that will get him warnings. It's like the story of the scorpion asking the frog to carry him across the river. For those unfamiliar with the fable, I've put the wiki entry below:

"The Scorpion and the Frog is a fable about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung during the trip, but the scorpion argues that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog agrees and begins carrying the scorpion, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When asked why, the scorpion explains that this is simply its nature. The fable is used to illustrate the view that the behaviour of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences."

Trout is exactly like the scorpion...no matter the consequences, it's just in his nature to be offensive.

So my question/poll is: When will Trout receive his next suspension?

 

[TroutBum]

We know it's only a matter of time before Trout says something or posts pics that will get him warnings. It's like the story of the scorpion asking the frog to carry him across the river. For those unfamiliar with the fable, I've put the wiki entry below:

"The Scorpion and the Frog is a fable about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung during the trip, but the scorpion argues that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog agrees and begins carrying the scorpion, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When asked why, the scorpion explains that this is simply its nature. The fable is used to illustrate the view that the behaviour of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences."

Trout is exactly like the scorpion...no matter the consequences, it's just in his nature to be offensive.

So my question/poll is: When will Trout receive his next suspension?

Just because I have a massive "stinger" between my legs doesn't mean I'm a scorpion. I'm here to stay, friend.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Seven months.

 

[Hartsock]

I feel like I say a lot of terrible things and I've only gotten like 2 warnings. So you have to be a real son of a bitch ******* to get suspended. I give him 72 hours.

 

[Stoked]

I say he gets a temp suspension in 3 months.

 

[Dr. Jones]

He's done his time. Lets give him the benefit of the doubt that he's a reformed man.

*in before the 'deformed' fix.

 

[Hantlers]

I feel like I say a lot of terrible things and I've only gotten like 2 warnings. So you have to be a real son of a bitch ******* to get suspended. I give him 72 hours.

You'd be surprised how easy it is.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

He's done his time. Lets give him the benefit of the doubt that he's a reformed man.

You realize he's coming back from his second "perm" ban, right?

 

[babe]

We know it's only a matter of time before Trout says something or posts pics that will get him warnings. It's like the story of the scorpion asking the frog to carry him across the river. For those unfamiliar with the fable, I've put the wiki entry below:

"The Scorpion and the Frog is a fable about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung during the trip, but the scorpion argues that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog agrees and begins carrying the scorpion, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When asked why, the scorpion explains that this is simply its nature. The fable is used to illustrate the view that the behaviour of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences."

Trout is exactly like the scorpion...no matter the consequences, it's just in his nature to be offensive.

So my question/poll is: When will Trout receive his next suspension?

Some people are lovable in spite of everything they do to the contrary.

we will always be able to talk about him, and he will always be back someday.

 

[babe]

You realize he's coming back from his second "perm" ban, right?

only his second "perm"?

 

[babe]

A certain cancer survivor was gossipping over the frontyard fence with the nice old lady next door. Nice lady asked where she had her hair "done", and was told it wasn't "done", it just came back that way from the chemo.

"poor you" the nice lady said.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Poll now added. On a side note, does anyone know how to avoid being timed out. If I'm idle - and that includes typing a response or in thios case, creating a poll - for more than a few minutes, I have to sign in again. It's annoying!

 

[nightmare3983]

I feel like I say a lot of terrible things and I've only gotten like 2 warnings. So you have to be a real son of a bitch ******* to get suspended. I give him 72 hours.

That's funny, but I don't think you're giving EJ enough credit. He'll be back at least a week.

 

[babe]

In case I wasn't clear enough, I didn't vote in the poll because there was no status quo vote offered which read:

well, as long as Jesus lives there will be more forgiveness in JazzFanz than in the catholic confessionals. And thank God.

 

[nightmare3983]

A public poll would have been more fun.

 

[babe]

Poll now added. On a side note, does anyone know how to avoid being timed out. If I'm idle - and that includes typing a response or in thios case, creating a poll - for more than a few minutes, I have to sign in again. It's annoying!

when that happens, be sure to click on "Advanced". It gives you the chance to sign back in without losing the fifteen-page essay. . . . .

 

[Stifle Tower]

A public poll would have been more fun.

For Trout, it would need to be a pubic poll.

 

[Stifle Tower]

If the Jazz miss the playoffs, the mood will be dark, the only team news to talk about will be the darft, and Trout will have more "idle" time for his warped mind, I give him 3 months - at most - before he's suspended again.

 

[Hartsock]

You'd be surprised how easy it is.

I guess, maybe I'm not as bad as as I think I am. I mean I can't even get suspended from a Utah Jazz fan forum. What a pansy I am.

 

[TroutBum]

You realize he's coming back from his second "perm" ban, right?

2nd? Try again, *** cheeks.

I guess, maybe I'm not as bad as as I think I am. I mean I can't even get suspended from a Utah Jazz fan forum. What a pansy I am.

It's really not hard at all. Just find a particular person that you really hate, spend a few rep comments on how ugly they are, and viola!