Aint was a guy who claimed he was from East St. Louis and always wrote in a fashion that gave you the impression he was talking like a old southern black guy from the early 1900s.
Here is an example of his style that he wrote on jazzhacks (archie's board). I think it's about Sap leaving...maybe? I'm not sure to be honest.
Da Paypaboy luvvid Sloan azza koach, an all hiz homeyz dun bin dumpped. Ronny Brewwa, CJ, AK, Deron, Booza, Memo, Ronny Prize--da hole lot a dem.
Kaint sez I blamez hiz azz nun fo wannin ta gitz da hell outta Dodge. Da Jazz aint gunna be wannin ta playz ginzt da Paypaboy, wunze he goez ta anudda teem, dazz fo sho.
I gezz Gordy Haywud now gunna be da "faze a da Jazz," eh?
Itz all purty sorry.
If I had some sort of Aint translator that did the work before I saw the abomination above, it wouldn't bother me. Like if that said "Millsap loved Sloan as a coach, and all his friends have been dumped. Brewer, CJ, AK, Deron, Boozer, Memo, Ronnie Price - the whole lot of them. Can't say I blame his *** one bit for wanting to get the hell out of Dodge. The Jazz aren't going to be wanting to play (translator broken on this word) Millsap once he goes to another team, that's for sure. I guess Hayward is now going to the Face of the Jazz, right? It's all pretty sorry."
The thing is doing that in my head for every last ****ing thousand of his posts didn't just get old, it got ****ing aggravating to the extreme. He's the only person ever in my history of message boards (on any of them) I put on an ignore list, only so I didn't have to read that crap. And I'm a veteran of the wild west usenet days were anything went.