Who wants to win this incredible Jazz prize?

[Stifle Tower]

Because they don't speak 'merican?

Neither do the people in Utah. And if you want to wrassle about that, meet me down at the crick after you finish your paper root.

 

[Goodluckchuck]

Neither do the people in Utah. And if you want to wrassle about that, meet me down at the crick after you finish your paper root.

Seems a bit drastic don't you think? I mean why the violence?

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

Dale!











I'z gots to win with that, no?

 

[fishonjazz]

I thought jose ortiz was from mehico

 

[Farmer.Tan]

Neither do the people in Utah. And if you want to wrassle about that, meet me down at the crick after you finish your paper root.

I can't, man. I have to warsh my clothes. But I seen this lunch box and really wanted to win it.
We was still talkin' about the lunch box, wasn't we? I want that lunch box to take it to the mou'tains.

 

[framer]

Bah, the contest should be to guess what Lifeonaplate has stored INSIDE of said lunchbox. Guess the contents, win the box.

 

[JAZZGASM]

Bah, the contest should be to guess what Lifeonaplate has stored INSIDE of said lunchbox. Guess the contents, win the box.

So that's where Burke's jump shot has been hiding... let it out!

 

[Kyoto]

LOL I remember this giveaway... They had the lunch boxes advertised like a week before they traded Carlos away haha

 

[Hantlers]

Bah, the contest should be to guess what Lifeonaplate has stored INSIDE of said lunchbox. Guess the contents, win the box.

Puerto Rican condoms.

I'm not saying who they're from though...

 

[Stifle Tower]

Seems a bit drastic don't you think? I mean why the violence?

OK, no wrassling. Instead we'll have a picnic. Do you think we meet in Orm or Merican Fark? You bring a bucket of KFC. I'll bring funeral potatoes and Jello salad (the Utah kind with grapes and grated carrots in it). Have to get those servings of fruits and vegetables in the meal somewhere! Oh yeah, can you also pick up some Shasta soda?

 

[framer]

Puerto Rican condoms.

I'm not saying who they're from though...

BZZZZZT wrong! Actually it contains the unwashed pillowcases from the pillow fort incident, a milestone in Utah Jazz lore. . .

 

[moevillini]

Also, anyone who has received and infraction in the last two weeks should be disqualified for childish behavior.

as well as anyone who had posted anything that gives the slightest whiff of being a complaint about the rep system