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Haha. I think you have it backwards. It's more like an idiot found his Internet village of idiots.....and claimed Jazzfanz as his idiot Internet kingdom. We are the rabble. The unsophisticates. (Just kidding of course, you guys are ****ing Einsteins, but I'm definitely an idiot).

I hate yuppies as much as anybody so that's not definitely the angle I'm coming from there. I wasn't even trying to put myself above her in that area, just that whatever she might be interested/intelligent in, I couldn't really find it. She seemed totally unaware of most of life that was happening around her. Not always the best trait to have at 24 years of age. I'm interested in the inbetween crowd personally....intelligent enough with some street smarts...but not somebody that thinks they know everything or feels the need to over think every thing. I pride myself on being able to go A to Z faster than most people. Taking reasonable risks once I see the light is the way I roll. I don't deal in 100% certainty. Just give me 51% certainty.

Anyway, I'll now let this topic sink into the depths of Jazzfanz' hell...where all Wicked topics belong. No more posts from me here.
 
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Duck Rodgers said:
She had a great time and that's all that matters, enough so in fact that I did a little Facebook creeping just barely and she was bragging about the date to her friends there so that's always cool. The drive didn't seem that long, the jokes were heavy, we even took turns doing dorky freestyle raps for a bit over some instrumental CDs which I have in my car because that's one of my friends and I's traditions on long road trips. Preshow Dinner at Bambara(meh). Wicked(meh).

It actually kind of felt like I was on a Make a Wish Foundation Date or something because her family is not far removed from the immigration path(from Argentina) and her "farm" wasn't exactly what she led me to believe. More like a crappy house and a few horses. The immigrant part is only noteworthy because her dating life has basically existed more or less inside the confines of immigrant communities/wards from what I gather, which basically means when you date....it's like dating in high school but maybe even being more broke than that. So she felt like she was on a date with ****ing Matt Damon or something.

I don't know. I grew up in an area that was easily > 50% Hispanic, and feel like I understand that culture well, but I just didn't relate to her and all her unique characteristics. She was a bit childish for me(for example I tried to explain what I do for a living for like 15 minutes before I finally just gave up). She needs someone that is just looking for a good looking girl, that is easy to get along with and not much else....which personally.....I think I know about 20 guys just like that....so I'm going to try to hook her up with somebody else I know. Maybe an RM that went Spanish speaking or something.

All in all, it was worth doing because you could tell she felt like it was something special. I wouldn't say I personally had a complete blast, but it wasn't a wasted day by any means or anything. I'm glad I went through with it.
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So what's the link to her Facebook page?
 
UGLI baby said:
I doubt a girl from Nephi is gonna faux on the first date.
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I hope you got lots of rep for this, because it was secretly genius. I would have, but you know... Ute fan.

Duck Rodgers said:
So...the best I do now is that I'm extremely threatening to other guys, but really it's just an image. I have fun with that angle of it though.
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I know I'm not much of a player, (hah, right) but since when has a short, emo looking, balding, day trading, born again Gordian, Asian been threatening to anything but a roast dog?

Wes Mantooth said:
So in other words, you've joined the other team. Good news. More for me, more for me.
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Hey Mantooth, 2004 called, he said welcome to the Webz.
 
TroutBum said:
I know I'm not much of a player, (hah, right) but since when has a short, emo looking, balding, day trading, born again Gordian, Asian been threatening to anything but a roast dog?
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You *******! My poor topic was already 5 feet deep! On its way to page 2 on its way to page 100. We'll give you 1.5/5 for accuracies sake on your description though. 1 point for day trading, but I haven't fully bought into the Jazzfanz' God yet though so only .5 there. He has potential though.
 
Well, since I already broke my no more posts pledge.....


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So what's the link to her Facebook page?
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That would be a disaster. She'd be linked over here in no time. And I'm basically bagging on the girl in half this topic, which I feel pretty badly about truthfully because she was a solid date, which is why I'm going to try to hook her up with somebody else.

I need more Thumper in my life:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wui-PNqJrxs
 
Duck Rodgers said:
You *******! My poor topic was already 5 feet deep! On its way to page 2 on its way to page 100. We'll give you 1.5/5 for accuracies sake on your description though. 1 point for day trading, but I haven't fully bought into the Jazzfanz' God yet though so only .5 there. He has potential though.
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So you're telling us that you're not Asian, short, or emo? I know you've posted pictures on here before, do I need to go digging to find them? Again, unless you're a rice paddy, I don't think anyone has anything to feel threatened about.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Yo, this dude is just begging for an all powerful -5 rep smackdown by bumping my teetering topic back up. I'll take him back to zero myself, y'all.

Let's put it this way....if Jason Kidd went to Africa.....and never mentioned one of his parents was black. Do you think they would think he's black? If a 6'3" Duck Rodgers walks into a room filled with Jazz_Fanatics or Asian_Rogers.....do they think he is Asian? Probably not.
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Dude, just because you're short and, you know, it's tiny doesn't mean you shouldn't embrace your heritage. I bet your fathers are rorring over in their graves.
 
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