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With 8 days left, SPEAKING THE #1 PICK INTO EXISTENCE!!! No churro talk allowed

Saint Cy of JFC said:
The best thing y'all can do is for only bad things to happen to you for the next 7 days so ying/yang takes place and we get the #1 pick. Get divorced, lose your job, step in dog poop while you are wearing shoes with a lot of tiny grooves on the soles, get COVID, etc.
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I’ve had Covid 4 times and it was basically like vacation from regular life and not hardly feeling sick, hell I feel worse 10 times worse with the common cold. Covid is easy.
 
My brothers and sisters I must ask you this question.
The churro does not predate the years of Corbin. Nor did it further our playoff hopes under Snyder.
Is the churro our saviour or simply a curse upon this great franchise?
 
The other day, after working for 18 hours, I was driving home a little tired and got in an accident. When I got home my wife wouldn't talk to me because she was mad I didn't call her to pick me up. I tried to get some sleep, but two hours later I had to get up because both my dog and kid were sick. On my way to take the dog to the vet I got a flat tire. The dog was a foster dog that I had fallen in love with and the vet at the shelter said he had to stay there, so I had to say goodbye to him. When I got home our basement was flooded.

To top it off, when I logged in to Jazzfanz that night, nobody had liked or commented on my extremely witty post I had written earlier. That's when I knew it was a bad day.
 
The NBA needs to give the Jazz the first pick in the draft because we deserve it.

First of all, we are one of the few teams to have never selected a first pick. Our only pick we should have received would have been Magic Johnson.

Secondly, we continue to help large market money making machines for the NBA. We allowed the GSW to get Andre Iguadala to start their dynasty and have now helped the Lakers turn their season around and get in to the playoffs.

Thirdly we have played our part for so long as the leagues Washington Generals. We gave Jordan some of his greatest moments. Allowed Kobe to go crazy on us in his final game. As recently as a year ago we gave every team in the league the thrill of their lives by giving up double digit comebacks against us.

NBA we deserve this.
 
SoberasHotRod said:
The other day, after working for 18 hours, I was driving home a little tired and got in an accident. When I got home my wife wouldn't talk to me because she was mad I didn't call her to pick me up. I tried to get some sleep, but two hours later I had to get up because both my dog and kid were sick. On my way to take the dog to the vet I got a flat tire. The dog was a foster dog that I had fallen in love with and the vet at the shelter said he had to stay there, so I had to say goodbye to him. When I got home our basement was flooded.

To top it off, when I logged in to Jazzfanz that night, nobody had liked or commented on my extremely witty post I had written earlier. That's when I knew it was a bad day.
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Oof that’s a bad day… thank you for your sacrifice
 
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Everyone get in here, we manifesting Wemby to the Jazz.
 
One more reason the Jazz should get the first pick in the draft. No other team has a better record with developing gigantic 7 feet + Frenchmen than the Jazz.

Do the right thing NBA.
 
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