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Would this change your opinion on cloning?

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franklin

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Why does science continue to let me down?


A little satire:

ENVIRONMENTALISTS PLAN TO REINTRODUCE
SABER-TOOTH TIGERS INTO MONTANA WILDERNESS

HELENA - The environmental group known as "Atonement" today announced that they have successfully cloned the DNA of several Saber-Tooth Tigers and plan to release the ancient predator back into its natural habitat. When BNN asked Atonement spokesman Heathcliff Prey why they would do such a thing, Prey answered , "It is human interference that lead to the extinction of the Saber-Tooth Tiger nearly 10,000 years ago. Therefore, it is our responsibility to correct this sin against Mother Earth by using cloning technology to bring extinct animals back to life and reintroduce them into the lands that were once theirs."

Outraged by today's announcement, Montana ranchers have threatened to kill any Saber-Tooth Tigers that wander onto their property. The Federal Government, however, is already warning the ranchers that Saber-Tooth Tigers are protected under the Endangered Species Act. This prompted one rancher to ask, "How can the Saber-Tooth Tiger be an endangered species? They've been gone for 10,000 years!"

No one knows what impact the Saber-Tooths will have on the Montana Eco-System, but naturalists around the world are excited by the possibility of studying Saber-Tooths in the wild.

When asked what Atonement was planning for an encore, Prey said, "We are trying to prove that humans were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. As soon as we do, we plan to reintroduce the T-Rex back into its natural habitats."
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https://kcbx.net/~tellswor/saber-tt.htm
 
I'm going to the zoo this afternoon and the fact that there aren't dinosaurs, sabre tooth tigers, woolly mammoths, etc ..... is ridiculous.
 
Change my mind? I don't think I could be anymore in favor of cloning than I already am! This is just an awesome bonus.
 
I'm all for cloning and releasing back into the wild... as long as the wild is somewhere other than where I live! I have enough issues with humans. I can't imagine having to deal with a T-Rex as well. What a nasty commute!!
 
Gameface said:
Change my mind? I don't think I could be anymore in favor of cloning than I already am! This is just an awesome bonus.
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Like anything it has it's good uses and it's bad. Using cloning tech to replace someones amputated leg or something...sure!

Running around cloning entire people and bringing back long exticnt species? Not so much.
 
Stoked said:
Like anything it has it's good uses and it's bad. Using cloning tech to replace someones amputated leg or something...sure!

Running around making millions of carbon copies of Pamela Anderson, Kate Beckinsale, and Carmen Electra? Now that's real medicine.
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Fixed.

Manville has seriously dropped behind the times. Every man deserves a saber tooth tiger and an Elin Nordigen. The only thing missing from utopia is artificial insemination guaranteeing every Elin gives her man only sons.
 
franklin said:
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Manville has seriously dropped behind the times. Every man deserves a saber tooth tiger and an Elin Nordigen. The only thing missing from utopia is artificial insemination guaranteeing every Elin gives her man only sons.
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While good looking I'd take any of the following over her:

Kate Beckinsale
Jessica Alba
Salma hayek
Jennifer love Hewitt
Jessica Beil
Gabrielle Union
Katy Perry
Keira Knightley
Marissa Miller
Kate Upton
Halle Berry
 
Hartsock said:
I'm going to the zoo this afternoon and the fact that there aren't dinosaurs, sabre tooth tigers, woolly mammoths, etc ..... is ridiculous.
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Our zoo has several exhibits with live dinosaurs. It's called "The Bird House".
 
Well, Stoked, the nice thing about manville is you can grow any lady you want. Just get one piece of hair. Oh, and that's a great list, but do start your Katy Perry on the bra at young age mmkay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrQPzJVzQpQ
 
Any woman with a healthy rack needs to start the bra early and regularly. Not just Perry.
 
Do it. If we can do it, we should. If we can't do it, we shouldn't.

I don't feel it very prudent to have this knowledge and understanding lying around and not try to understand it better.
 
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