Would you vote for an atheist for President of the US

[JohnStockalypse]

I asked you a question FIRST.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

So wait, you equate friends to women?

More and more evidence you are indeed 15.

 

[Scat]

Hey, you can prove at any time that you're not an idiot. Follow these steps:

Step 1: Stop acting like an idiot.

Step 2: Lather

Step 3: Rinse

Step 4: Repeat

 

[JohnStockalypse]

There's ways for people to stop being fat and ugly too.

 

[porqsmith]

There's ways for people to stop being fat and ugly too.

Altering your lifestyle to lose weight and buying expensive cosmetics or plastic surgery is a wee bit harder than shutting the **** up.

 

[TroutBum]

Altering your lifestyle to lose weight and buying expensive cosmetics or plastic surgery is a wee bit harder than shutting the **** up.

Not true. If you've got the money, that stuff is easy. If you're an opinionated moron, shutting the hole under your nose is damn near impossible, no matter how much money you have.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Not true. If you've got the money, that stuff is easy. If you're an opinionated moron, shutting the hole under your nose is damn near impossible, no matter how much money you have.

Or insurance you sell.

 

[TroutBum]

Or insurance you sell.

I'm not following.

That is, I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or a dick, or neither?