freakazoid
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When monsters go to sleep at night, they check under the bed for Enes Kanter.
Ok, I'm done.(for now)
Ok, I'm done.(for now)
NAOS
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My GF's favorite player is Kanter.
She is a mathematician and tells me there was a very famous math dude named Cantor, who studied infinity. When she saw that Enes wears #0, that clinched the deal, since infinity and zero share a profundity in their difference.
She also likes that he leads the league in hair-follicle density.
that's all.
She is a mathematician and tells me there was a very famous math dude named Cantor, who studied infinity. When she saw that Enes wears #0, that clinched the deal, since infinity and zero share a profundity in their difference.
She also likes that he leads the league in hair-follicle density.
that's all.
NotDeadYet
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Playing with smarts greatly reduces the athleticism needed to compete in most sports. That's why vets who have learned their craft and still have some athleticism left can remain competitive against guys much younger and athletic. I'm sure the Jazz brass knew Kanter had a high BB IQ to go with his size and strength before deciding not to re-sign guys like Fes and Elson.They knew Kanter could get on the court and not hurt the team! Heck, he's obviously an UPGRADE, and at just 19! Wow...
Yep, Kanter is already light years ahead of Fess. God Fess sucked.
carolinajazz
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NAOS
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yup, it's what every unathletic person tells himself.
carolinajazz
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...which evidently means, your athletic....but dumb as a rock?
he sounds like son of chuck norris
Weezur
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Or the most interesting man in the world from Dos Equis ads
Grandpa Jazz
Active Member
I hear that he bowls overhand!! Kanter is the bomb!!
freakazoid
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Classic Locke.
*you're