You are Lauri

[jazznik]

No one can/will offer him within $10 million of what the Jazz can.

I can be wrong, but I believe if he is traded now to a team like the Spurs they can can offer him only 8 million less total over the course of the 5-year max contract. Add to that that Texas has no state income tax and that playing alongside Wembanyama can lead to considerable higher endorsement deals and Lauri quite likely would end up better off than staying in Utah.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

I am Lauri.

You are Hearsky's mom.

 

[Step-Back Lauri]

I stay with the Jazz bc my kids can have playdates with all these kids I'm working together.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

I am Lauri.

You are Hearsky's mom.

Did you know the trampoline was originally called a jumpoline? That is until Hearsky's mom jumped on it.

 

[Rubashov]

Did you know the trampoline was originally called a jumpoline? That is until Hearsky's mom jumped on it.

Will you leave Hearsky's mum alone so the rest of us can have a go?

 

[Tony Jones]

Do you think Lauri would not get a bag from any other team? Even the size of the bag will be about the same.

Big difference getting a bag at 27 as opposed to getting a bag at 28. Means you can get another bag one year earlier

 

[TheGoldStandard]

Will you leave Hearsky's mum alone so the rest of us can have a go?

I only claimed her on days that end in y.

 

[Rubashov]

Since we're doing mum jokes here why not;

@The Midnight and @Douchebag K are driving along a country road together and Douchebag sees a ewe trapped in the barbed wire fence, he pulls over and Onelove asks (in baby talk) "what are you doing?" Douchebag says "well you can't let an opportunity like this slip" and with that he undoes his pants and just rails the poor sheep, finishing with a satisfied groan.

He turns to Onelove or the The Midnight or whatever other nom de plume he goes by these days and asks "Do you want a go?"

Onelove thinks about it long and hard and goes "sure why not?"

Onelove then bends over and sticks his head into the barbed wire fence.

 

[The Midnight]

Lauri didn’t grow up a Jazz fan though so this poll is always gonna be biased.

But the chance to play with Wemby and being fed the ball by Chris Paul?

Sign me up.

 

[The Midnight]

Since we're doing mum jokes here why not;

@The Midnight and @Douchebag K are driving along a country road together and Douchebag sees a ewe trapped in the barbed wire fence, he pulls over and Onelove asks (in baby talk) "what are you doing?" Douchebag says "well you can't let an opportunity like this slip" and with that he undoes his pants and just rails the poor sheep, finishing with a satisfied groan.

He turns to Onelove or the The Midnight or whatever other nom de plume he goes by these days and asks "Do you want a go?"

Onelove thinks about it long and hard and goes "sure why not?"

Onelove then bends over and sticks his head into the barbed wire fence.

Well, … only an Aussie could come up with a joke like that..

lol

 

[fishonjazz]

Big difference getting a bag at 27 as opposed to getting a bag at 28. Means you can get another bag one year earlier

Maybe I'm naive or something but just one bag, of the size of bags we are talking about, is enough for me.

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[Agent#00]

I'm a tall, athletic, multimillionaire? Trade me to Miami bitch so I can party!!!!

Yesss sir. Playoffs too. Dont waste time in tanking teams