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I'm usually banished to the bedroom to watch on the 24-inch screen.

My first thought was I'm glad I have my balls! My second thought was not to be so selfish. If you need a pair...

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Get a new goldfish/beta from the pet store and swap it out while she is gone?
Sounds simple. But my daughter found a yellow one last time. You know how hard it is to find a yellow Betta? I've only found one in six different stores (over two shipment periods) with a pure yellow body. But it had a black head...not a close enough match. And no, don't going telling acne jokes now that I've said "blackhead."

I'm just going to 'fess up (well maybe tell a wee bit of a "fish story") and tell my daughter her fish died while she was gone. Of course, I'll blame it all on me. I just hope the other pets survive. We had a tiny emergency two weeks ago with one of the rats. A $5 rat and my wife spent $60 on a vet visit and anti-biotics due to a respiratory infection. Yep, that sound you hear is money being sucked out of the old wallet.
 
I've sworn I'll never spend more for medical bills than it would cost to buy a new pet. A $300 dog gets $300 in medical treatment before I buy I bullet.
 
Sounds simple. But my daughter found a yellow one last time. You know how hard it is to find a yellow Betta? I've only found one in six different stores (over two shipment periods) with a pure yellow body. But it had a black head...not a close enough match. And no, don't going telling acne jokes now that I've said "blackhead."

I'm just going to 'fess up (well maybe tell a wee bit of a "fish story") and tell my daughter her fish died while she was gone. Of course, I'll blame it all on me. I just hope the other pets survive. We had a tiny emergency two weeks ago with one of the rats. A $5 rat and my wife spent $60 on a vet visit and anti-biotics due to a respiratory infection. Yep, that sound you hear is money being sucked out of the old wallet.

Yellow body, try an Asian pet store. :eek: He took away all my black head jokes.
 
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