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Sadly, yes. Like if my friend is running up the stairs and he falls, I would describe that as "LOL Mark just biffed it going up the stairs".

Well yeah, I think thats pretty common to say somebody biffed it if they fall. Just never heard someone use it to describe an oopsy until you texted me...

"dude, you biffed the link!"
 
Well yeah, I think thats pretty common to say somebody biffed it if they fall. Just never heard someone use it to describe an oopsy until you texted me...

"dude, you biffed the link!"



Haha. Must be a teenage Edmontonian thing then.
 
Okay I have a OT question. Any of you guys ever use 'wodie' for something awesome? I think we coined the usage on a Kentucky message board years ago and we use it all the time there, but I haven't anywhere else. Just wondering whether anyone has ever used/heard, "checked out Peppers and it was wodie."
 
Okay I have a OT question. Any of you guys ever use 'wodie' for something awesome? I think we coined the usage on a Kentucky message board years ago and we use it all the time there, but I haven't anywhere else. Just wondering whether anyone has ever used/heard, "checked out Peppers and it was wodie."

Things just got awkward.
 
Okay I have a OT question. Any of you guys ever use 'wodie' for something awesome? I think we coined the usage on a Kentucky message board years ago and we use it all the time there, but I haven't anywhere else. Just wondering whether anyone has ever used/heard, "checked out Peppers and it was wodie."

Literally thought this thread was gonna got 7+ pages until I ran into this post.
 
Lets resuscitate this bitch back into business

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Okay I have a OT question. Any of you guys ever use 'wodie' for something awesome? I think we coined the usage on a Kentucky message board years ago and we use it all the time there, but I haven't anywhere else. Just wondering whether anyone has ever used/heard, "checked out Peppers and it was wodie."

Wut da ****.
 
You came at me, bro.

Reason why UK is number 1 all-time.

All Time Wins: 2091 (NCAA rank #1)
All Time Winning Percentage .763 (NCAA rank #1)
NCAA Championships: 8 (NCAA rank #2)
NCAA Championship Game Appearances: 11 (NCAA rank #2)
Final Four Appearances: 15 (NCAA rank #3)
Final Four Games Played: 26 (NCAA rank #4)
Final Four Wins: 19 (NCAA rank #2)
Elite-8 Appearances: 34 (NCAA rank #1)
Sweet-16 Appearances: 39 (NCAA rank #1)
NCAA Tournament Appearances: 52 (NCAA rank #1)
NCAA Tournament Wins: 111 (NCAA rank #1)
NCAA Tournament Games Played: 157 (NCAA rank #1)
NCAA Tournament Winning Percentage: .707 (NCAA rank #4)
Total Postseason Tournament Appearances (NCAA and NIT): 60 (NCAA rank #1)
NBA Draft Picks: 106 (NCAA rank #1)
All-Americans: 55 (NCAA rank #1)
All-American Total Selections: 85 (NCAA rank #1)
First Team Consensus All-Americans: 19 (NCAA rank #2)
First Team Consensus All-American Total Selections: 24 (NCAA rank #4)
AP Poll Top-20/25 Weeks Ranked All Time: 784 (NCAA rank #2)
AP Poll Top-10 Weeks Ranked All Time: 625 (NCAA rank #1)
AP Poll Top-5 Weeks Ranked All Time: 416 (NCAA rank #1)
AP Poll #1 Weeks Ranked All Time: 99 (NCAA rank #4)
Final AP Poll Top-25 Finishes: 48 (NCAA rank #1)
Final AP Poll Top-20 Finishes: 48 (NCAA rank #1)
Final AP Poll Top-15 Finishes: 43 (NCAA rank #1)
Final AP Poll Top-10 Finishes: 40 (NCAA rank #1)
Final AP Poll Top-5 Finishes: 28 (NCAA rank #1)
Final AP Poll #1 Finishes: 9 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll Top-25 Finishes: 46 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll Top-20 Finishes: 45 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll Top-15 Finishes: 42 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll Top-10 Finishes: 38 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll Top-5 Finishes: 29 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll #1 Finishes: 8 (NCAA rank #1)
Total 20-Win Seasons: 56 (NCAA rank #1)
Total 25-Win Seasons: 31 (NCAA rank #2)
Total 30-Win Seasons: 13 (NCAA rank #1)
Total 35-Win Seasons: 5 (NCAA Rank #1)
Average Victories Per Season Played: 19.1743119266 (NCAA rank #3)
Average Losses Per Season Played: 5.95412844036 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Winning Seasons: 92 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Non-Losing (.500 or better) Seasons: 95 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Coaches With a NCAA Championship Game Appearance: 5 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Coaches With Multiple NCAA Championship Game Appearances: # (NCAA rank #1)
Total Coaches with a Final Four Appearance: 5 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Coaches With Multiple Final Four Appearances: 4 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Decades With a NCAA Championship Game Appearance: 6 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Decades With Multiple NCAA Championship Game Appearances: 4 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades With a Final Four Appearance: 7 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades With Multiple Final Four Appearances: 4 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Coaches With A NCAA Championship: 5 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Coaches With Multiple NCAA Championships 1 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Decades With a NCAA Championship: 5 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades With Multiple NCAA Championships: 3 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades #1 in Total Wins (since 1930): 1 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Decades Top-5 in Total Wins (since 1930): 4 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades Top-10 in Total Wins (since 1930: 7 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades #1 in Winning Percentage (since 1930): 2 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades Top-5 in Winning Percentage (since 1930): 6 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades Top-10 in Winning Percentage (since 1930) 7 (NCAA rank #1)
Conference Regular Season Championships: 47 (NCAA rank #2)
Conference Tournament Championships: 28 (NCAA rank #1)
National Attendance Titles: 24 (NCAA rank #1)

(Of the 64 major categories listed above, Kentucky is #1 in 43 of them, #2 in 15 of them, #3 in 2 of them, and #4 in 4 of them.)

Kentucky Can also lay claim to several individual achievements for both players and coaches:

13 players winning NBA Championships a total of 18 times
10 players named NBA All-Star a total of 17 times
12 Olympic Gold Medal winners
8 Naismith Hall-of-Fame members
5 players named National Player-of-the-Year
6 head coaches named National Coach-of-the-Year a total of 12 times
7 head coaches named Conference Coach-of-the-Year a total of 21 times
131 players named All-Conference a total of 224 times
77 players named All-Conference Tournament a total of 113 times
12 players named Conference Player-of-the-Year a total of 14 times
18 players named All-NCAA Final Four a total of 24 times
48 players named All-NCAA Regional a total of 62 times
11 players named NCAA Regional Most Outstanding Player a total of 12 times
5 players named NCAA Final Four Most Outstanding Player a total of 6 times
72 players who played in the NBA at least one season
60 1000 point scorers
42 players named McDonald's All-American
11 times a #1 seed in the NCAA Tournament

Kentucky also holds several other NCAA records and various additional accomplishments:

Kentucky has 2 NIT Titles (1946, 1976), 2 Helms Titles (1933, 1954), 2 undefeated seasons (1912, 1954), and 5 Sugar Tournament Championships (1937, 1939, 1949, 1956, 1963).

Kentucky holds the NCAA record for Consecutive Non-Losing Seasons (60), for Consecutive Home Court Victories (129), and for Total Victories in a Season (38).

Kentucky plays in the nation's largest basketball arena (Rupp Arena, capacity: 23,500), and has both the nation's largest radio and television affiliate networks.

Kentucky has made a 3-point basket in 829 consecutive games (3rd-most all time), has a current NCAA best 52-game home winning streak, has won 16 of the last 17 National Attendance Titles (including the last 7 in a row), is the only school to win multiple NCAA (8) and NIT (2) Championships, is the only school to have 5 different NCAA Championship coaches, is the only school to win NCAA Championships in 5 different decades, and is the only school to win multiple NCAA Championships in 3 different decades.

Kentucky has played before both the largest regulation basketball game crowd in history (78,129), and the largest Final Four Crowd in history (75,421).

Kentucky was the first school (in 2010) to have 5 players selected in the 1st-Round of the NBA draft, is the only school to have both the #1 and #2 picks in the NBA draft during the same year (in 2012), is the only school to have 6 players drafted in the first two rounds of the NBA draft in one year (in 2012), is the only school to have two different coaches win a NCAA Championship within the same decade (the 1990's), and also was the first school to reach both the 1000-win and 2000-win victory plateaus.
 
Dear Dal,

Your photoshop doesn't change the fact we won the NC.
I win this, hands down.

Next,

PKM
 
Dear Dal,

Your photoshop doesn't change the fact we won the NC.
I win this, hands down.

Next,

PKM

Dear PeeGayphlegm:


Your levels of butthurt are off the charts.

Seek solace in becoming a Calhoun fan.
 
Dear PeeGayphlegm:


Your levels of butthurt are off the charts.

Seek solace in becoming a Calhoun fan.

Grasping at straws .. that's what's great about being number1 .. you avoid butt-hurt..

loosen your ascot, I think it's cutting circulation to your penhead.
 
Grasping at straws .. that's what's great about being number1 .. you avoid butt-hurt..

loosen your ascot, I think it's cutting circulation to your penhead.

Course: How to ruin a great thread 101


Instructor: PKM.











PS: your 'we're number one' arguments are about as nauseatingly lame as any Laker fan's. Your words of hate are fueled by your boyfriend Cal's jealousy of the great Jimmer 'Real Cal' Calhoun.
 
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