Beantown
Well-Known Member
The Betos Bomb
I ate a delicious greasy burrito at Beto's in Orem and hopped in my car to head to Salt Lake. My stomach turned for the worse in Pleasant Grove but I decided to hold it until I got home. Around the point of the mountain there all of the sudden the traffic came to a screeching hault. I was stuck, no cars were moving. After sitting for 15 min I jumped out to the car off the road and took a huge dump in a plastic bag. I got some nice honks.
The Microwave party
In high school we were at party that was at this kids house that we hated. There were probably 150 people there. We went into the kitchen and found a microwave safe bowl and I took a huge crap in it. Then I put in the microwave...set it on high for 10 min...and we left........the smells from that kitchen are legendary.
Poo Tips
On my mission we were a bunch of pranksters. My favorite prank was wiping my poopy butt with qtips and placing them on the tops of doors. So when you swing the door open then poo tips would come flying down on the top of your head.
I ate a delicious greasy burrito at Beto's in Orem and hopped in my car to head to Salt Lake. My stomach turned for the worse in Pleasant Grove but I decided to hold it until I got home. Around the point of the mountain there all of the sudden the traffic came to a screeching hault. I was stuck, no cars were moving. After sitting for 15 min I jumped out to the car off the road and took a huge dump in a plastic bag. I got some nice honks.
The Microwave party
In high school we were at party that was at this kids house that we hated. There were probably 150 people there. We went into the kitchen and found a microwave safe bowl and I took a huge crap in it. Then I put in the microwave...set it on high for 10 min...and we left........the smells from that kitchen are legendary.
Poo Tips
On my mission we were a bunch of pranksters. My favorite prank was wiping my poopy butt with qtips and placing them on the tops of doors. So when you swing the door open then poo tips would come flying down on the top of your head.