Is Gobert a Beast...

[LogGrad98]

...or a monster of some kind of hybrid beast-monster?



Discuss.

 

[freakazoid]

Half goat, half bear, half man.

 

[Coach Ellis]

He's the stuff basketball nightmares are made of.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Half goat, half bear, half man.

Freak, your math's a little fuzzy.

 

[JazzyFresh]

Avatar check

 

[infection]

A woman in England once offered a prayer with a set of LDS missionaries that went as follows:

"Dear Holy One,

We do not know if you are a man, a beast or a machine. But we give you praise.

Amen."

He is all of the above.

 

[♪alt13]

Definitely half man half wookie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0vsNFO2pDg

 

[infection]

 

[Jazz Insider]

he's excitin to watch fo sho. not sure if he's earned title of beast yet. actually, i'm sure. not just yet. lets put down da annointin oil for a sec bros.

 

[freakazoid]

Freak, your math's a little fuzzy.

I've seen Rudy, and he's bigger than one man. He's at least 150% of a man.

 

[fishonjazz]

Half goat, half bear, half man.

Don't add up and dats ok

 

[addictionary]

It's a joke from south park. Manbearpig obsession of al gore.

 

[freakazoid]

It's a joke from south park. Manbearpig obsession of al gore.

Umm, manbearpig is a myth. Mangoatbear lives and breathes and strikes terror into NBA players all over North America. Mangoatbear puts off so much heat just by existing, he's the single biggest reason behind global warming.

 

[addictionary]

Umm, manbearpig is a myth. Mangoatbear lives and breathes and strikes terror into NBA players all over North America. Mangoatbear puts off so much heat just by existing, he's the single biggest reason behind global warming.

You sound super serial, sir.

 

[Lakers_Slapper]

A woman in England once offered a prayer with a set of LDS missionaries that went as follows:

"Dear Holy One,

We do not know if you are a man, a beast or a machine. But we give you praise.

Amen."

He is all of the above.

Interesting!! A woman 4500 miles away could comment on something that gives no answer to the question that was asked when this thread was created.

 

[LogGrad98]

In the last 6 games Rudy is averaging 4 bpg. That is pretty beastial.

 

[Jazzsneaker From China]

Big Beast

 

[Stifle Tower]

More like the height of a giraffe and the nastiness of a wolverine.

 

[BabyPeterzz]

Holy ****. Mangoatbear.

Genius.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Holy ****. Mangoatbear.

Genius.

Mango at bear.
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