Things your significant other does that drives you cray

[Dr. Jones]

Its probably technically my responsibility to arrange the couches and tvs and such. Everything else is on her though.

I just saw a thread on reddit. The title was something like, "Things your husband says that drives you crazy."

There was this one post.. My husband says things to his internet friends like, "I have ALL this stuff to do." When it's just like moving a couple couches and a tv. Makes me nuts and want to slap his whiny ***.

 

[nightmare3983]

Its probably technically my responsibility to arrange the couches and tvs and such. Everything else is on her though.

Meaning you'll do at least 3/4 of everything else if recent history tells us anything.

 

[Beer]

I just saw a thread on reddit. The title was something like, "Things your husband says that drives you crazy."

There was this one post.. My husband says things to his internet friends like, "I have ALL this stuff to do." When it's just like moving a couple couches and a tv. Makes me nuts and want to slap his whiny ***.

In case you're reading wife. Here is my real list.

1. Put heavy things in correct spot
2. Tile hallway
3. Make probably 5 or 6 dump runs
4. Prune up 2 apple trees, 2 cherry trees, large apricot tree, plum tree
5. Weed 4 flower beds
6. Weed garden
7. Install new bathroom vanity
8. Mow, fertilize and edge yard
9. Finish painting bathroom and kids rooms
10. Lose 20 pounds
11. Fix things that need fixing on both cars
12. Find stuff I misplaced during move
13. Install new hardwood in living room and hall
14. Carpet basement
15. Fix furnace
16. Fix leaking shower knobs


My mind hurts from thinking now. Suck on that women.

 

[Beer]

Meaning you'll do at least 3/4 of everything else if recent history tells us anything.

More like 9/8

 

[nightmare3983]

More like 9/8

I'm out of rep so the best I could do was give you an unliked like.

 

[Dr. Jones]

In case you're reading wife. Here is my real list.

1. Put heavy things in correct spot
2. Tile hallway
3. Make probably 5 or 6 dump runs
4. Prune up 2 apple trees, 2 cherry trees, large apricot tree, plum tree
5. Weed 4 flower beds
6. Weed garden
7. Install new bathroom vanity
8. Mow, fertilize and edge yard
9. Finish painting bathroom and kids rooms
10. Lose 20 pounds
11. Fix things that need fixing on both cars
12. Find stuff I misplaced during move
13. Install new hardwood in living room and hall
14. Carpet basement
15. Fix furnace
16. Fix leaking shower knobs


My mind hurts from thinking now. Suck on that women.

See? Sounds like you need a good beer crawl..

and Fish is cool as hell.

 

[Beer]

See? Sounds like you need a good beer crawl..

and Fish is cool as hell.

You know how hoppy that beer will be when I don't come home to a house that needs all of this done? So damn hoppy.

 

[Dr. Jones]

You know how hoppy that beer will be when I don't come home to a house that needs all of this done? So damn hoppy.

Okay, Mr. Dogooder.

 

[fishonjazz]

3. Make probably 5 or 6 dump runs

I'm doing a dump run as I read your post

 

[nightmare3983]

I'm doing a dump run as I read your post

I think fishon has the record for number of 's posted.

 

[fishonjazz]

I think fishon has the record for number of 's posted.

I have reached my life's goal.
I'm ambitious as ****

 

[nightmare3983]

I have reached my life's goal.
I'm ambitious as

Fixed.

EDIT: Or biffed. Or something something.

SECOND EDIT: When I first saw that it didn't show the emoticon in the quote, which is why I made the first edit.