Things your significant other does that drives you cray

[Beer]

I understand completely.

However, there is an art to creating the notion that if she wants it done right, she needs to do it herself. . . . . though it's a very fine line between that and proving you're just useless. Fortunately, for the young and artless among us, there is usually still an excess of muscle, energy, and looks.

Do the job, then savor the rewards.

Its turned into this scenario

Her standing in room looking around with wide eyes. " Hmmm, do you think we should move the couch over there?"

Me seeing the look in her eyes and knowing exactly what she is thinking, I've already positioned myself by the nearest exit " No. " Then I walk out of the room in hopes she doesn't follow.

 

[bigb]

Tells me she's pregnant!!

Jk. It's our first, unplanned, and I'm excited/nervous!!

Your life is officially over. In the best possible way.

 

[moevillini]

he buys fruit flavored toothpaste - it's disgusting

grape is the worst but watermelon is a close second

 

[bigb]

he buys fruit flavored toothpaste - it's disgusting

grape is the worst but watermelon is a close second

I won't even buy that **** for my kids. Nasty.

 

[nightmare3983]

he buys fruit flavored toothpaste - it's disgusting

grape is the worst but watermelon is a close second

Eww. I thought it was universally accepted that all non-little-kid toothpaste has to be mint or cinnamon flavored.

 

[Beer]

he buys fruit flavored toothpaste - it's disgusting

grape is the worst but watermelon is a close second

Why did you marry a child? You pedophile.

 

[moevillini]

Why did you marry a child? You pedophile.

Nah. He just likes sweet things. That's why he married me.

 

[TroutBum]

Nah. He just likes sweet things. That's why he married me.

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. Or something like that.

 

[LogGrad98]

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. Or something like that.

Squishier too, right?

 

[RandyForRubio]

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. Or something like that.

Just gotta look out for that dry rot.

 

[fishonjazz]

Just gotta look out for that dry rot.

:^O

 

[Beer]

Uugghhhh ... she bought tickets to the Ryan Adams concert this summer! Kidding, I'm not mad I just didn't want to look for the appropriate thread. Not a huge Ryan Adams fan but it should be a good show and it was a nice gesture.