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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

babe said:
This is the perspective of a nest builder. Don't let it bug you.

Count yourself lucky if the furniture stays in the same place. . . .
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I swear to god I am forced to rearrange the furniture in every room at least once a month.
 
gregbroncs said:
Congrats. First kid is a trip.
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Its thee best, then they start walking then its still the best but you want to punch a hole in the wall at least ten times a night. My 1 year old walks around all day grabbing the only things he shouldnt be grabbing. Totally ignores all the damn toys I buy him and goes straight for the candles, anything glass, anything full of liquid, any food, ANYTHING he should not have is the only thing he wants. Its so annoying.
 
Beer said:
Its thee best, then they start walking then its still the best but you want to punch a hole in the wall at least ten times a night. My 1 year old walks around all day grabbing the only things he shouldnt be grabbing. Totally ignores all the damn toys I buy him and goes straight for the candles, anything glass, anything full of liquid, any food, ANYTHING he should not have is the only thing he wants. Its so annoying.
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He seems to take after your wife!
 
Beer said:
I swear to god I am forced to rearrange the furniture in every room at least once a month.
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I understand completely.

However, there is an art to creating the notion that if she wants it done right, she needs to do it herself. . . . . though it's a very fine line between that and proving you're just useless. Fortunately, for the young and artless among us, there is usually still an excess of muscle, energy, and looks.

Do the job, then savor the rewards.
 
babe said:
I understand completely.

However, there is an art to creating the notion that if she wants it done right, she needs to do it herself. . . . . though it's a very fine line between that and proving you're just useless. Fortunately, for the young and artless among us, there is usually still an excess of muscle, energy, and looks.

Do the job, then savor the rewards.
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Its turned into this scenario

Her standing in room looking around with wide eyes. " Hmmm, do you think we should move the couch over there?"

Me seeing the look in her eyes and knowing exactly what she is thinking, I've already positioned myself by the nearest exit " No. " Then I walk out of the room in hopes she doesn't follow.
 
he buys fruit flavored toothpaste - it's disgusting

grape is the worst but watermelon is a close second
 
Uugghhhh ... she bought tickets to the Ryan Adams concert this summer! Kidding, I'm not mad I just didn't want to look for the appropriate thread. Not a huge Ryan Adams fan but it should be a good show and it was a nice gesture.
 
Beer said:
Uugghhhh ... she bought tickets to the Ryan Adams concert this summer! Kidding, I'm not mad I just didn't want to look for the appropriate thread. Not a huge Ryan Adams fan but it should be a good show and it was a nice gesture.
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Who the eff is ryan Adams?
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmglUwgtHxs&feature=player_detailpage

b_line said:
Who the eff is ryan Adams?
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He's pretty mainstream man. Just got divorced from Mandy Moore. Come on guy. Not my favorite but hes not bad at all. He is certainly the hipster jesus to a lot of people though.
 
Beer said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmglUwgtHxs&feature=player_detailpage



He's pretty mainstream man. Just got divorced from Mandy Moore. Come on guy.
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I like a lot of Ryan Adams' music. I can only imagine how much more emo he'll be with the whole divorce thing though.
 
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