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Predict Kanter's Playoffs Stats

I'm not a failure in life at all and I'm enjoying it a lot.

For one, the whole situation is hilarious. If you don't see the hilarity in it, I feel bad for you.

Two, there is something in human nature, even for successful people, that wants us to see some kind of retribution against those who insult us.

Now, my understanding is you're a Jazz fan, or used to be, right? What's funny then is that Kanter basically talked crap on you and you're sitting here defending the guy (Unless you're not a Jazz fan, which in that case I would like to know what the hell you're doing on this board).

Hopefully everyone here is enjoying it on an academic level. It's very satisfying to see someone hoisted by their own petard, receiving their just desserts. This is also known as schadenfreude.
































Just kidding. I'm emotionally invested in this douche's life. F that guy and his whole family.



















not srs.
 
Check out this gif I found of Kanter at age 12!
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It won't embed for some reason. :mad:


Feeckst!
 
The situation Enes has put himself in is surreal. All those things he has said, and now they are out of playoffs? As I have said before, this tells a lot about Kanter's D.

In so little time, he drew attention on him not playing D. And in the same amount of time, they've fallen out of the picture.

Enes my son, my countryman, spoiled little brat, you have to grow up if you want an end to your screw-ups. I have always supported you, you have disappointed me many times, but I came over it. This last time of ungratefulness is a hard one, but maybe you come to the NT and play D actually and make us win so we can cover more soil on our past crap.

I wish you a better time of growing up.
 
He could have instead ask for a trade secretly instead of demanding it publicly, and the trade would still probably happen. Then he could have just thank the Jazz Nation and move on.

Yet look at what you did to yourself.

Shaking my Manhood.
 
This is what I want to have happen next year.

Replace Jordan with Favors, Pippen with Gobert, and Kukoc with Kanter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2k2yTOpcQ8
 
Pretty funny to think Kanter was fortunate enough to be traded to a legit championship contender, bragged about being on a playoff team, talked smack about his old team, and his team is now a lottery team. For Viny, Blue Elephant and others, that is funny and enjoyable just from a general sports perspective, independent any connection to the Jazz.

But OKC only missed the playoffs by one game. Too bad they couldn't have won one more game somewhere.


On Saturday March 28, OKC came to Utah to play the Jazz. The Jazz had lost the night before in Denver, then caught a late flight home. The Jazz had lost their last 4, and 5 of last 6.

OKC had been waiting in SLC while the jazz were playing in denver. The thunder had not played since losing to SanAntonio on Wednesday, before that loss to the spurs the Thuder had won 4 straingt and were now 4-2 over their last 6 games.

The Jazz were tired, slumping and without Derek Favors. Then Enes went out of his way to stab at Utah, the team, the coaches, the management, etc. It was a game changer.

Jazz won, Thunder lost, and thunder missed the playoffs by just one game.
 
Kanter will average 0 points, 0 rebounds, 0 assists, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 0 FGAs, 0 FGs, 0 FTAs, 0 FTs, 0 Turnovers, with a defensive and offensive rating of 0 in 0 games in the 2015 NBA playoffs.

Interesting to have a rating get better based on not playing.
 
Funny most of you act like your so buthurt Kanter asked for a trade and dissed the org but most of you were calling for his head long before that probably help making the the whole thing go down in the first place. whatya mad about .you got what you wanted Kanter gone. job well done.
 
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