If the Jazz were Matthew McConaughey...

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Why? Because he was in Interstellar?

Good actor, but not great.

A lot of his fame is based off his looks. (Rockets have been a team with high powered star talent and flashy players the past decade with T-Mac and Harden).

Interstellar

 

[Magic Spray]

I would say the McConaughey from The Dark Knight.

He really brought it in that movie.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I would say the McConaughey from The Dark Knight.

He really brought it in that movie.

Is that suppose to be a joke?

 

[akirac73]

I would say the McConaughey from The Dark Knight.

He really brought it in that movie.

So you weren't a fan of Brokeback Mountain I see...

 

[akirac73]

Is that suppose to be a joke?

C'mon man, just play along...

 

[Park Bites]

the jazz are more like Kate upton, massive upfront with a great head of hair but lacking in the on court directing.

 

[kabenac]

The Sea of Trees (Favors, Gobert, Pleiss, Withey)

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

McConaughey has a really pubey beard.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

the jazz are more like Kate upton, massive upfront with a great head of hair but lacking in the on court directing.

 

[VINYLONE]

****ing A. This is a pail full of excrement for a thread.

 

[Park Bites]

I'm going to have to do some extensive analysis of this video to determine if your commentary is correct. Just off the top the massive upfront comment seems fitting, I'm not sure why you mentioned great head because I don't see how that applies to basketball, I disagree with the lack of on court directing comment, and I'm uncertain why you completely failed to mention anything about coverage. In comparison to the minimal national coverage the Jazz get I think Kate's suit is practically a burka.

great head of hair i.e. Hayward and snyder

 

[Miggs]

great head of hair i.e. Hayward and snyder

Solid point but MM seems naturally cool as hell and Utahr is, well, Utahr.