If the Jazz were Matthew McConaughey...

[Joe Bagadonuts]

the jazz are more like Kate upton, massive upfront with a great head of hair but lacking in the on court directing.

 

[VINYLONE]

****ing A. This is a pail full of excrement for a thread.

 

[Park Bites]

I'm going to have to do some extensive analysis of this video to determine if your commentary is correct. Just off the top the massive upfront comment seems fitting, I'm not sure why you mentioned great head because I don't see how that applies to basketball, I disagree with the lack of on court directing comment, and I'm uncertain why you completely failed to mention anything about coverage. In comparison to the minimal national coverage the Jazz get I think Kate's suit is practically a burka.

great head of hair i.e. Hayward and snyder

 

[Miggs]

great head of hair i.e. Hayward and snyder

Solid point but MM seems naturally cool as hell and Utahr is, well, Utahr.

 

[Coach Ellis]

This is a dumb thread. . .

. . . but if I had to pick, I'd go with Reign of Fire. Ripped, angry and ****ing mean!

[video=youtube_share;dpJOgXhBLaA]https://youtu.be/dpJOgXhBLaA

 

[Stifle Tower]

Perhaps "Magic Mike" is the best one. A bunch of guys learning moves that will excite and entertain the fans.

 

[Jose_Ortiz_fan]

Look, having a boner for another man and having a boner for your team are one and the same.

#BASKETBONERSMATTER

 

[silesian]

Good actor, but not great. A lot of his fame is based off his looks.

I used to say "below average actor" I see him in a different light after seeing him in True Detective and Wolf of Wall Street -- I would now classify him as "very good" actor.

 

[fishonjazz]

I used to say "below average actor" I see him in a different light after seeing him in True Detective and Wolf of Wall Street -- I would now classify him as "very good" actor.

Add in Dallas Buyers Club, Mud, and Interstellar.
Also liked him in Tropic Thunder

MM been killing it the last few years